Napoleon Stone Quotes in Heart Condition (1990)
Napoleon Stone Quotes:
[Stone, now in spirit form, sneezes]
Jack Moony: How can you be sick? You're dead!
Napoleon Stone: It's psychological.
Napoleon Stone: What's so funny?
Jack Moony: A hypochondriac spook.
Napoleon Stone: You are dancing around with a cheeseburger!
Napoleon Stone: Racial prejudice I can understand, but ghost prejudice? Now that's a whole different concept.
[after Moony has another heart attack]
Napoleon Stone: I know we got issues, but rejecting your heart isn't going to make things easier, now is it?
Jack Moony: You go to hell!
Napoleon Stone: That's what I'm trying to avoid.
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