Napoleon Stone Quotes in Heart Condition (1990)

[Stone, now in spirit form, sneezes]

Jack Moony: How can you be sick? You're dead!

Napoleon Stone: It's psychological.

[Moony laughs]

Napoleon Stone: What's so funny?

Jack Moony: A hypochondriac spook.

Napoleon Stone: You are dancing around with a cheeseburger!

Napoleon Stone: Racial prejudice I can understand, but ghost prejudice? Now that's a whole different concept.

[after Moony has another heart attack]

Napoleon Stone: I know we got issues, but rejecting your heart isn't going to make things easier, now is it?

Jack Moony: You go to hell!

Napoleon Stone: That's what I'm trying to avoid.