Nanny Quotes in The Ice Pirates (1984)

[watching an excerpt from Rollerball on TV]

Nanny: That's barbaric!

Killjoy: Oh, yeah!

[last lines]

Nanny: And speaking of children...

Anita: Roger, darling, l've got the most wonderful news.

Roger: Look, Anita! Puppies everywhere!

Anita: There must be a hundred of them!

Nanny: One, two, three and four. Seven, eight, nine.

Roger: Two more. Nine plus two is eleven.

Nanny: Thirty Six over here!

Roger: Thirty Six and eleven? That's forty seven.

Anita: Fourteen. Eighteen, Rog.

Roger: Uh, eh sixty five!

Nanny: Ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen!

Anita: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Six more.

Roger: Well, let's see, now. That's eighty four and fifteen plus two. A hundred and one!

Anita: A hundred and one? My, where did they all come from?

Roger: Oh ho, Pongo, you old rascal!

Cruella: Fifteen. Fifteen puppies! How marvelous! How marvelous! How perfectly ugh! Oh, the devil take it, they're mongrels. No spots! No spots at all! What a horrid little white rat!

Nanny: They're not mongrels! They'll get their spots. Just wait and see.

Anita: That's right, Cruella. They'll have their spots in a few weeks.

Cruella: Oh, well, in that case I'll take them all. The whole litter. Just name your price, dear.

Anita: I'm afraid we can't give them up. Poor Perdita, she'd be heartbroken.

Cruella: Anita, don't be ridiculous. You can't possibly afford to keep them. You can scarcely afford to feed yourselves.

Anita: Well, I'm sure we'll get along.

Cruella: [laughing] Yes, I know! I know! Roger's.

[laughing]

Cruella: Roger's songs!

[laughs again]

Nanny: What's the matter with you two? You got cloth ears? I said you're not coming in here!

Jasper: Ho, ho, ho! She's a regular old totter, ain't she, Horace? Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!

Nanny: Don't you dare go up there, you big long-legged lumox!

Anita: [as the soot covered Dalmatians barge into the Radcliffe house] What on earth?

Roger: What's with the Labradors?

Nanny: No, they're all covered in soot. Look, here's Lucky!

Roger: [wipes off Pongo's face] Why, Pongo Boy, is that you? Oh-ho! Pongo! Pongo! It's Pongo!

Anita: [wipes off Perdita's face] And Perdy! Oh, my darling!

Nanny: [dusts off the puppies one by one] And Rolly, and Penny, and Freckles! Oh, ho, ho! They're all here!

Roger: It's a miracle!

Anita: Oh Rog, what a wonderful Christmas present!

Roger: We'll buy a big place in the country. We'll have a plantation. A Dalmatian plantation!

Anita: Oh, Roger, that's truly an inspiration.

Nanny: It'll be a sensation!

[laughs]

Roger: We'll have a Dalmatian plantation. A Dalmatian plantation, I say.

Nanny: The puppies are here! The puppies are here!

Roger: How many?

Nanny: Eight.

Roger: Eight?

[Pongo barks]

Roger: Pongo boy! Eight puppies!

Nanny: Ten.

Anita: Eleven!

Nanny: Eleven!

Roger: Eleven? Eleven puppies! Pongo, you old rascal!

Nanny: Wait a minute now. Wait a minute... Thirteen! No, no, no, fourteen. Oh, fifteen!

Roger: Fifteen?

Nanny: [chuckles to Pongo] And the mother is doing fine, love.

[Pongo walks around like he's drunk]

Roger: Why, Pongo boy, that's marvelous! It's fabulous! What a litter!

Nanny: [enters with a puppy under a blanket] Fourteen. Just fourteen. We lost one.

[hands it to Roger]

Nanny: Oh, the poor little thing.

[the room goes silent]

Roger: Oh, Pongo, boy, it's just one of those things. And yet... and yet I wonder...

[Roger starts rubbing the puppy for a little while, until suddenly, it starts to move]

Roger: Look, Pongo!

[the puppy is alive]

Roger: Anita! Nanny! Fifteen! We still have fifteen!

Anita: Oh, the dear thing is alright!

Roger: See? He's just as good as new!

Anita: Can you imagine, Rog? Fifteen puppies!

Jasper: There's a new act just been passed in parliament. Comes under the heading of "Defence of the Realm Act", it's article 4, section 29, it's very important, you see, it's the law, and it's for your safety, ma'am.

Nanny: Well, I don't care what Parliament realm, or whatever it is, says. You're not coming in here, not with the mister and missus gone.

Nanny: Be off with you, you big... you big weasel!

Jasper: Now you've gone and done it. You've cut me to the quick, lady. Why, I wouldn't stay here if you asked me to.

[Nanny throws a teapot at him, but he dodges and it smashes against the door]

Jasper: Not even for a cup of tea.

Nanny: [about Lord Morly] He claimed to have the power to return from the dead.

Dr. Tart: They say the wookalars have the power to return from the dead, too, and they only have a brain the size of a pea.

Inspector Winship: In that case, you'd have a hard time getting into the group.

[first lines]

Nanny: Where's Emma?

[running into woods]

Nanny: Emma! Emma! Emma, where are you, honey?

Nanny: It's the children! They've found a new friend!

Nanny: New Friend's not stupid... New Friend knows what Mumsy means.

Nanny: It's been cut off.

Lady Britt Dorset: Telephone company's absolutely irresponsible.

Nanny: [right before she commits suicide] This is for you, Damien! All of this is for you!