Nadine Quotes in Free Willy 2: The Adventure Home (1995)

Nadine: Are you sure you can drive this thing?

Jesse: Er, define "drive".

Randolph: Rick, Nadine.

Nadine: Hi Randolph.

Jesse: I hope she's the second surprise.

Randolph: I'll Ignore that.

Nadine: There are two types of people in the world: The people who naturally excel at life. And the people who hope all those people die in a big explosion.

Nadine: You know, ever since we were little, I would get this feeling like... Like I'm floating outside of my body, looking down at myself... And I hate what I see... How I'm acting, the way I sound. And I don't know how to change it. And I'm so scared... That the feeling is never gonna go away.

Mr. Bruner: [reading a text sent by Nadine to a boy she has a crush on] "You're complicated, and simple, and I feel this connection between us. I feel like I already know you." This is kinda sweet, I think you're overreacting. "I just want to be with you. I want to give you... head. I want you to put your mouth on my tits. I want to feel you inside me. We can do it in the Petland stockroom."

Nadine: Say something... Oh my God, say something! Please, help me!

Mr. Bruner: You need to watch out for run-on sentences.

Nadine: What the... why is that baby in your house?

Mr. Bruner: Oh shit! How the hell that thing get in here?

Nadine: Hey.

Mr. Bruner: Busy.

Nadine: I don't wanna take up a ton of your time, but I'm gonna kill myself. I just thought an adult should know.

Nadine: It's a big house. You're bored. You know what you need? You need someone to rob you so you can reenact home alone.

Nadine: You know what? I'm gonna go ahead, and I'm gonna tell you the real reason I'm having my lunch with you today. You see, I don't really have any friends, at the moment, and, to be completely honest with you, I'm not interested. At all. My entire generation is a bunch of mouth breathers. They literally have a seizure if you take their phone away for a second, they can't communicate without emojis, and they actually think that the world wants to know that they are "eating a taco, exclamation point, smiley face, smiley face", like we give a fuck. I... am an old soul. I like old music, and old movies, and even old people. I have nothing in common with the people out there, and they have nothing in common with me.

Mr. Bruner: Nadine?

Nadine: Max?

Mr. Bruner: Maybe... nobody likes you.

Nadine: [pause] You're a dick.

Nadine: I had the worst thought: I've got to spend the rest of my life with myself.

Nadine: Don't be awkward. Socialize.

Nadine: [writing a text to a boy she has a crush on] Nick, I'm just gonna say it, I like you. I've liked you for months. I think about you every second. I don't know, maybe I even love you. You're so complicated, but simple, and I just feel this connection between us, I feel like I already know you, and I just want to be with you. I want to give you head, I want you to put your mouth on my tits, I want to feel you inside me... We can do it in the Petland stockroom. - Nadine.

[pause]

Nadine: Oh my god. Oh my god.

Nadine: [to herself] You sound like a fucking psychopath. You can't send this.

[She accidentally sends the text]

Nadine: What? No. Shit... Oh my god. Oh my god, no way, no, no, no way, no. FUCK! Oh my god! Shit!

[Nadine is sleeping at the desk in an empty classroom]

Mr. Bruner: [whispering] Nadine!

[taps at her temple with his finger]

Mr. Bruner: Nadine...

Nadine: [Sleepily, eyes closed] Hmm?

Mr. Bruner: Hey... Wake up. You had a brain operation. It worked! They've made you pleasant and agreeable.

[Nadine looks at him annoyed]

Mr. Bruner: Ah, just wishful daydreaming. The bell rang. Leave. Please.

Mr. Bruner: Are you having a problem today, Nadine?

Nadine: Several. I don't really have any friends at the moment.

[first lines]

Nadine: Look I don't wanna take up a ton of your time, but I'm gonna kill myself. I just thought someone should know. I don't really know how this works. I'm probably gonna jump off an overpass in front of a semi, so... Or U-Haul, maybe, just not a bus. I'm not gonna be a dick and make people watch, but it has to be big; it's gotta be so big that it just...

[snaps her fingers]

Nadine: Done; kills me. Lights out. 'Cause if it just maims me, and I'm like...

[imitates differently abled person]

Nadine: Well then how's that good for anyone? Then I gotta find a nurse to smother me. How am I gonna get across *smothering* if I'm...

[imitates differently abled person again]

Nadine: We don't need to get caught up in the minutia; I just thought that an adult, s- you should know.

Mr. Bruner: Wow. This is, uh... A lot to take in, Nadine; I- I wish I knew what to say. Well, I was actually drafting my own suicide note just now.

Mona: I wanna go home, fix my hair, put on a beautiful face of makeup, the best dress I own, then take it all off and go to sleep.

Nadine: Fun!

[last lines]

Erwin: Guys, this is Nadine.

Nadine: Hi!

[happily joins in the conversation]

Nadine: Nick, I like you. I want you to put your mouth on my tits. We can do it in the Petland stockroom.

Nadine: My brother? Seriously?

Krista: I can't help how I feel.

Nadine: I really need these credits to get into nursing school.

Harry Block: Nursing school? Don't you think you'd be happier in a different profession, one where people's lives were NOT dependent on you?

Nadine: Um, Professor, the little wiggly worm things in there are breaking.

Harry Block: Ira, look.

Ira Kane: Yeah. It's not breaking, it's splitting. It's mitosis. That's how they reproduce!

Harry Block: No sex?

Ira Kane: No time for sex.

Nadine: Bummer.

Amber Van Tussle: Do you relate to the music of Leslie Gore?

Nadine: Look, she ain't no James Brown, but I can dance to Lawrence Welk if I have to.

Nadine: I can't believe I ever went out with you.

Stan Helsing: The best six weeks of your life.

Nadine: It was two weeks.

Stan Helsing: Yeah, but I was doing you in my mind for the other four.

Teddy: Man, this whole town is dead.

Mia: Oh my God. Maybe this is like "The Sixth Sense" and we're the ones who are really dead.

Nadine: You know what, Mia? I've been holding something back all night, so I'm gonna go ahead and say it now: That doesn't make any sense, you stupid bitch.

Stan Helsing: That doll mimed a blowjob and started smacking his ass. That's so weird.

Nadine: No no no no. That's not weird at all. It's you know, it's a MILF driving a car with a doll that's miming a blowjob and spanking his ass. Yeah yeah.

Teddy: Sound perfectly normal.

Mia: My brother said I used to give his GI Joe doll a boner.

Nadine: Okay, you probably want to keep that to yourself.

[first lines]

Aura: Honey, I'm home... Family?

Candice: Downstairs...

Siri: Can you turn your right toe slightly towards me?

Nadine: It hurts.

Siri: Perfect.

[click]

Charlotte: I think the issue is that it reflects badly on Aura as an authority figure...

Nadine: You know what else reflects badly? Walking through my party with no pants on.

Charlotte: That's a good point.

Nadine: I have like a million things I could say right now.

Aura: Like what?

Nadine: Like get a fucking li... ghtbulb.

Nadine: [She walks into the garden, carrying a toolbox] Is this Mr. Grimm's house?

Jolly Grimm: That's right.

Nadine: Well, do you know where I can find Mr. Grimm?

Jolly Grimm: You're looking at him.

Nadine: Oh! I'm sorry... wow, you look thinner. Oh, well I didn't mean... it's just on the screen you look gigantic!

Jolly Grimm: Who are you?

Nadine: Oh gosh, I'm sorry. My sister said I should come. You know, Grace. Grace Jones. She came with Eddie Mangione.

Jolly Grimm: What's your name?

Nadine: Nadine. Nadine Jones.

[she smiles]

Jolly Grimm: [He takes her hand] Welcome Nadine. How did you get here?

Nadine: I hitchhiked. Thumbed all the way from Burbank. See, I'm a dancer. Acrobatics, ballet... like that. And I'm good too, Mr. Grimm. I thought maybe you like to let me entertain all these movie people and...

Jolly Grimm: Not tonight. It's not a good time.

Nadine: Oh no... really?

Jolly Grimm: You must be starved. Why don't you go to the kitchen and get some chow. I think there's some sasparilla in the icebox. Ask for Wilma. Go on now, it's right through there.

Nadine: Thanks, Mr. Grimm... but maybe later?

Jolly Grimm: We'll see.

Nadine: [referring to Queenie] Did you put her in your pictures, Mr. Grimm?

Jolly Grimm: Nah. But I took care of her, Nadine. Real good care.

[He reaches out and touches Nadine's hair]

Nadine: Grace says I should be nice to you. Says maybe you'll put me in your pictures.

Jolly Grimm: You sure do... remind me of Queenie...

Nadine: Listen... Grace says if you want... you can kiss me and stuff like that.

Nadine: Since you were a baby... every time you cried, I cried. Especially you, because you never cried.

Nadine: She didn't break you heart, she bruised your ego.

Nadine: I read somewhere once that everything in life happens in threes. And that there are two kinds of people, the ones that think three's the charm and the ones that think in three strikes you're out.

Bob: Hats. Okay? Hats. If I ever see a hat on a bed in this house, man, like you'll never see me again. I'm gone.

Diane: That makes two of us.

Nadine: Why a hat?

Bob: Because that's just the way it is, sweetie.

David: [Selling drugs]

[Eyes Nadine]

David: How much do you want for that foxy female?

Bob: Hey what do you think I am, some closet pimp? I've never heard such a violation of women's rights in all my life!

[pauses]

Bob: Just out of curiosity, how many bags of speed would you give me for this girl?

David: [Reaches his hand out to touch Nadine] I don't know...

Nadine: [Hits him] You little twerp, you touch me and I'll knock your block off!

La colocataire: [on Francis] The guy's a fucking pain in the ass!

Nadine: Hey! He's my best friend! Shut your big fucking mouth!

La colocataire: Your best friend. And you know what you are? Your his best *fucking* slave, because anything he wants, you give it to him. He doesn't give a shit about you. Your best friend...

[Nadine violently attacks her]

Nadine: [after the two women murder a man] Fuck, we're useless. Where are the witty lines?

Manu: We've got the moves, that's something. We're not that bad, I think.

Nadine: Noooo. I mean, people are dying. The dialogue has to be up to it. Good and crucial, like!

Manu: We can't write it in advance.

Nadine: You're right... That's totally unethical. Let's grab some drink.