Myrna Quotes in D.C. Cab (1983)

Harold: Now haven't you ever heard of an act of faith?

Myrna: Harold, you have faith in God. You have faith in your country. You do not have faith in The Eight Stooges!

Myrna: I have to be convincing and I've never been raped.

Nick Colton: We should all be so lucky.

Myrna: Rape... I should be so lucky.

Myrna: How does that joke go? Ah, the guy says, "so help me, I'll rape you." And the girl says, "so rape me, I'll help you."

Nick Colton: So?

Myrna: So... rape me, I'll help you.

Myrna: Now let me tell you something, Mr. Tarzan. I was only fifteen when my dad and I covered the Alaska earthquake. It was I who found the Silk Stocking Killer in Paris, and got his exclusive story, while the entire police department was out looking for him. I can take care of myself.

Tarzan: Well that's great, because I don't want that responsibility.

Myrna: Excuse me, do you still work here?

Norman Bates: Yeah.

Myrna: [rudely] Then can I please have my orders?

Myrna: I'm a frightened tramp.