Muscles Quotes in The Beach Girls (1982)

Muscles: [flexing] How do you like these pecks?

Doreen: [unzipping her top] How do you like these bushels?

Tony: Whoa, whoa, easy Grandma easy. Didn't mean to scare you.

Grandma: Oh really, 'fuckface'? Do I look scared to you?

Tony: Calm down. It's not the 1st time I've had a gun pointed at me.

Grandma: Oh, maybe so, but it could be the last time anyone shoots your balls off! Ha ha, now that's better. Now you 'Bald Ass'!

[points gun at Muscles]

Grandma: and you 'Fat Ass'

[points gun at Pat]

Grandma: and you 'Black Ass'

[points gun at Q]

Grandma: get back in your shit mobile and piss off! Go rob a post office or something!

Pat: We'd love to but we ran out of fuel and we barely made it here.

Grandma: Then go rob a freaking petrol station or something!

Q: I understand how this looks. We're not here to rob anyone. We just saw the car and...

Grandma: Thought you'd get a closer look eh?. I'm not getting any younger, you know. I just might shoot the lot of you anyways!

Q: Whoa, easy, easy, all right? You're not gonna shoot anyone.

Grandma: Oh, really?

Q: Yeah, because if you do, you'll attract every member of the undead within a 10-mile radius and I know you don't want to do that. Look, you even took the wind-chimes from your front door.

Muscles: We understand that we startled you out here all alone.

Cassie: [out of nowhere she appears pointing a gun at Q's head] What makes you think she's all alone?

Grandma: Going somewhere good are we?

Tony: Put the fucking gun down!

Grandma: No, after you.

Tony: Ladies 1st!

Q: Ton, what's going on?

Tony: We're leaving!

Grandma: Not with all our food you're not!

Tony: Don't fucking argue with me! We are heading for the coast. I got the car keys in me pocket.

Q: Ton, this is wrong mate.

Tony: Oh shut up you soppy little cunt! What do you know about right and fucking wrong? Was it 'right' for any of 'this' to happen? Was it ' right' for us to rob a bank? Was it 'right' to steal a van? No! Yes it is a piece of shit fucking van with me mate's blood all over it!

Q: Why don't you lower the gun?

Tony: Shut up! Was it 'right' for fucking Danny to be buried in the mud? No! Was it 'right' for Crazy Steve to be eaten by those fucking things?

Cassie: Tony, look...

Tony: Shut the fuck up you cunt!

[Pat & Muscles enter the room]

Tony: Pat, we leaving mate, Muscles, I got the car keys in me pocket mate!

Pat: What?

Muscles: Tony, no mate...

Grandma: You're not going anywhere!

Tony: Shut up you old cow or I'll shoot you then I'll shoot your fucking granddaughter!

Grandma: You pathetic little man!

Tony: Oh yeah?

[starts to shoot gun but it only clicks]

Cassie: You evil fuck!

Grandma: You thought I would leave a loaded gun in the house with someone like you around?