Murphy MacManus Quotes in The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day (2009)

Connor MacManus, Murphy MacManus: Sláinte

Murphy MacManus: You know, he was sort of a badass though, wasn't he?

Connor MacManus: Shades of Eastwood. Charlie Bronson.

Rocco: Duke Fucking Wayne!

Connor MacManus, Murphy MacManus: Duke Fucking WAYNE!

Rocco: Men build things, then we die. It's in our fucking DNA! THAT'S WHAT WE DO!

Murphy MacManus: And when it all falls down?

Rocco: We build it right back up again.

Connor MacManus: But this time bigger. BETTER!

Rocco: Look! Look what we can do. Look how fuckin' beautiful we are. You think the men that built all this had it easy?

Murphy MacManus: Hard men!

Connor MacManus: Doing hard shit!

Rocco: and that gives me a hard on... But not in a gay way or anything like that.

Murphy MacManus: No, 'course not

Connor MacManus: Yeah it goes without sayin'

Rocco: I am so sick of all of this self help, twelve step, leftover hippie generation bullshit!

Connor MacManus: Now they don't want you to do anything, right? Just sit there. Don't drink.

Murphy MacManus: Don't smoke. Don't drive fast.

Connor MacManus, Murphy MacManus, Rocco: Kiss my ass!

Rocco: Fuck it! Do it all I say! Do you think Duke Wayne spent all of his time talking about his feelings with a fuckin' therapist?

Connor MacManus: There's no fucking way he did!

Rocco: John Wayne died with five pounds of undigested red meat in his ass. Now that's a man! Real men hide their feelings. Why?

Connor MacManus, Murphy MacManus, Rocco: Because it's none of your fuckin' business!

Rocco: Men do not cry. Men do not pout. Men jack you in the fuckin' jaw and say...

Detective Greenly: Thanks for comin' out.

Connor MacManus: [Grabs gun and points it at Romeo] And an awesome wailin' was heard throughout...

Murphy MacManus: And the terrible hand of the lord, struck upon the earth...

Connor MacManus: And as almighty God, created you... Now... He calleth you home!

Connor MacManus: [pause. Gun Clicks] Oops... Busy signal... We'll have to calleth back!

Murphy MacManus: [Brothers Laugh] Let's have a shot while we're waitin'!

Connor MacManus: I think he took a little piss!

Romeo: That shit was not funny!

[from trailer]

Connor MacManus: You ready for this shit, my dear brother?

Murphy MacManus: Let's do some gratuitous violence.

Connor MacManus: Creative! It's a creative plan!

Murphy MacManus: It's ridiculous! Probably based on some stupid shit ya saw in a movie! And here I am AGAIN all tyin' myself up with ya stupid fuckin' rope! What is the deal with you and rope? Honestly!

Connor MacManus: It happens ta be a useful thing, now shut it!

Detective Duffy: You didn't get this from a movie, did you?

[Murphy stares at Connor]

Connor MacManus: The "Eiger Sanction" with Clint Eastwood! And it worked like a charm for him!

Murphy MacManus: I fuckin' knew!

Murphy MacManus: But how would anyone recognize us?

Connor MacManus: You don't remember those sketches on the news channel?

Murphy MacManus: Shit. That's right. Y'know, every time they show those composites on TV and then they catch the guy, it looks nothin' like him. But ours?

Connor MacManus: Just our luck. We get Leonardo fuckin' da Vinci as a sketch artist.

Murphy MacManus: Maybe we should dye our hair.

Connor MacManus: What?

Murphy MacManus: Yeah. These guys are always dyin' their hair. You know, like in 'The Fugitive.' It's covert and shit.

Connor MacManus: [Connor smirks privately] What color would you dye it?

Murphy MacManus: I don't know... lighter, I guess.

Connor MacManus: Y'mean... blonde?

Murphy MacManus: I didn't say that!

Connor MacManus: California, surfer boy, gay, gay, gay blonde?

Murphy MacManus: I'm warnin' ya!

Connor MacManus: Just keep your hands off my ass back there and, "Stay gold, Pony Boy."

[Connor laughs heartily]

Murphy MacManus: Fuck you!

[Connor stabs the ink pen into his brother's shoulder]

Connor MacManus: AAAAAAH!

[Connor bolts up, knocking over the pot. Hot water and pennies spread across the floor. Connor pulls the pen out]

Connor MacManus: You Motherfucker!

Murphy MacManus: Serves ya right!

Gangster at bar: "Erin go Braugh". What the fuck does that mean?

Murphy MacManus: It's Irish for "you're fucked".

Murphy MacManus: Why did he set you up?

Noah 'Il Duce' MacManus: Can't wait ta ask him.

Romeo: Are you saying I look gay?

Murphy MacManus: No. You just hail from a colorful...

Romeo: You don't know me. You think these make me look gay?

Irish Gun Dealer: You look like you might have seen one up close.

Connor MacManus: [tasting a mysterious white powder] That's heroin...

Murphy MacManus: [after a dramatic pause] How the fuck would you know that?

Connor MacManus: Fuck you! I know shit!

Romeo: Hey guys! You know what this is? This is our hideout man!

Connor MacManus: What are you fuckin' five?

Murphy MacManus: Look we have sticks, and some blankets. You could make a fort.

Romeo: Fuck you guys, this is cool. We even have a pinball machine.

Murphy MacManus: I thought you said your car was 'inconspicuous'?

Romeo: Yeah, well I don't like words with 'spic' right in the middle. Besides, it is where I live.

Murphy MacManus: Yeah, where's that Margaritaville?

Romeo: Hey, I hail from a colorful people. Besides, you wouldn't know style if it pitched a tent in your ass.

[from trailer]

Murphy MacManus: [from trailer] That was one of the finest examples of spiritual guidance I've ever had the good fortune to witness.

Murphy MacManus: [introducing Romeo to Doc] This is our Mexican.

Connor MacManus: Then we skin out. We go to Doc's for a shot of Irish. We're home in time for tacos.

[claps hands]

Connor MacManus: That's what we do.

Murphy MacManus: [looks at Connor doubtingly]

Connor MacManus: What?

Murphy MacManus: It's just this plan.

Connor MacManus: What the fucks wrong with the plan?

Murphy MacManus: It's, it's

Romeo: It's genius! I can even drive an F-lift man. Got my class D license and everything.

Connor MacManus: That's the fucking spirit!

Romeo: I'm gonna need a gun.

Connor MacManus, Murphy MacManus: Forget it!

Romeo: The fuck man, I'm in on this shit. I'm workin here.

Connor MacManus: Fuck's sake. Know what your gonna do? You're gonna consider yourself a fucking pledge 'til we tell you different.

Murphy MacManus: [laughs]

Romeo: Can I consider myself your girlfriend too?

Connor MacManus: That's what you get. Is there a fucking problem?

Romeo: It's fine!

Connor MacManus: I'm fucking watching you. You understand me. You stow that shit.

Murphy MacManus: Don't you worry, Rome, shit like this that builds character.

Romeo: Yeah, character of a little bitch.

Murphy MacManus: Now that's just unprofessional.

Connor MacManus: I think Yakavetta killed a good man just to send us a message.

Murphy MacManus: Let's send him one right back!

Father Sibeal MacManus: Exactly, what do you intend to do?

Murphy MacManus: Every last motherfucker that had anything to do with it.

Romeo: Who ordered the whup ass fajita?

[Connor and Murphy stare at him for a moment]

Murphy MacManus: That's fuckin' stupid.

Connor MacManus: Completely retarted.