Muffy St. Jacques Quotes in Desperate Living (1977)

Muffy St. Jacques: The press still calls me "The Dog Food Murderess". I can never go back, I couldn't bear the shame!

Queen Carlotta: [surveying her subjects as they participate in her own self-enforced "Backwards Day"] Look at those dummies! Hey, moron! You got your clothes on backwards! Ha ha ha! Oh, God, this is fun! Hi, stupid! Hi, ugly!

Shotsie: Ewww, that senile old cunt!

Mole McHenry: I wish I had a rifle with a telescopic lens.

Flipper: I'd help you pull the trigger, Mole!

Muffy St. Jacques: Squeaky Fromme, where are you when we need you?

Muffy St. Jacques: [recalling why she ended up on the lam in Mortville] I wasn't always like this. Oh, I mean, of course I was always visually stunning, but I was married to a man, and I had a baby named Freddy. It was about two years ago, and my husband and I were just returning from a cocktail party...

Muffy St. Jacques: [finding her babysitter nude in bed with a boy] OH MY GOD! What have you done with my baby?

Babysitter: I don't know; I'm trippin'.

Muffy St. Jacques: TRIPPUN? Where's Freddy?

Babysitter: I think I put him in the kitchen!

Muffy St. Jacques: The KITCHUN? Oh, Freddy!