Mudflap Quotes in Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009)
Skids, Mudflap: [slogan on ice cream truck] Decepticons: Suck my popsicle!
[the Twins, in ice cream truck mode, enter a NEST warehouse]
Skids: Badass ice cream truck coming through... scuse me, scuse me...
[New alternate modes are seen: two cars, green and red]
Skids: Yeah, baby! It's upgrade time!
Mudflap: Yes, sir! This is my booty call right here. Time to get my sexy on with the green...
[does a dance]
Skids: Ah, no, green is MINE! I call green!
[tackles Mudflap and flips him over]
Skids: I got the green!
Mudflap: That hurt, man!
Skids: It's supposed to hurt, it's an ass-kickin'!
Skids, Mudflap: Yo, Leo!
Leo Spitz: This thing's gonna give me a heart attack, I swear.
Mudflap: That's 'cause you's a wuss.
Leo Spitz: You guys forced me into that car, right? So.
Mudflap: I think he's scared.
Skids: Hey, Mudflap, what are we gonna do with this shrimp taco?
Mudflap: Let's pop a cap in his ass, throw him in the trunk and then nobody gonna know nothing, know what I mean?
Skids: Not in MY trunk!
Leo Spitz: Yo, bumper cars? I'm hearing you, okay? I'm right here and I can hear you! No one's popping any caps in any asses, okay? I've had a HELL of a day!
Mudflap: [mockingly] Boogy-boogy-boogy-boo!
Skids: Why don't you get a haircut with your bitch ass?
Mudflap: Go whine to your boyfriend.
[starting a fight]
Skids: Are you scared?
Mudflap: Scared? Scared of your ugly face!
Skids: I'm ugly? Well, we're twins, you stupid genius!
[Devastator activates his vortex grinder]
Mudflap: Oh, look at this motherf...!
Skids: [smacked in the head by whirlwind debris] Mean robots suck!
[an ice cream truck trundles along a Shanghai road]
Skids: Ding-a-ling! Come out and get your ice cream...
Mudflap: Any bad robot out there better get ready for an ass-whoopin'!
Skids: Oh, look who came sashaying back.
Mudflap: Hair growing like a Chia Pet, look at him.
Leo Spitz: I had a bit of a mild panic attack earlier, right?
Mudflap: That's 'cause you're a pussy.
Leo Spitz: I think I'm allowed that, considering what I've been through.
[directs attention to Sam]
Leo Spitz: Hey, you say you have in your head? I know someone who can help.
Sam Witwicky: Who?
Leo Spitz: RoboWarrior.
Mudflap: Nobody messes with me! In your face!
[fires on Devastator]
Skids: [climbs on Devastator] Kick butt, Mudflap!
[Mudflap jumps off Devastator and Skids hurls him a grapple to swing on]
Mudflap: Nobody messes with the Twins!
[Skids and Mudflap try to chase Sideways as an ice cream, but crash into a wall]
Mudflap: I messed that up... I'm okay...
Skids: This is combat, man!
Mudflap: I got brain freeze!
Skids: What's wrong with you?
[sucked into Devastator's vortex]
Mudflap: I don't want to die! Kung fu grip, boy, kung fu grip...!
[gets sucked inside]
Mudflap: [breaking out of Devastator's head] You're never eating me! I'm gonna bust your face up!
Sam Witwicky: Hey, you know the glyphs? These? The symbols that have been rattling around in my head?
[shows the Twins the symbols he drew]
Skids: That's old school, yo. That's like... That's Cybertronian.
Mudflap: That's some serious stuff, right there.
Sam Witwicky: They gotta mean something, like a map or like map. Like a map to an Energon source! Can you read this?
Mudflap: No. We don't really do much reading. Not so much.
Sam Witwicky: If you can't read it, we gotta find somebody who can.
[the Twins chase Sideways]
Mudflap: Whatcha gonna do?
[hiding from the police, hanging on a wall]
Skids: This is what's called blending in, like a ninja...
Mudflap: Shut up or I'll blend my fist in your face!
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