Ms. Van Dyke Quotes in Student Bodies (1981)

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Ms. Van Dyke Quotes:

  • [Over the phone]

    Ms. Van Dyke: What makes your voice sound so funny?

    The Breather: I'm disguising it.

    Ms. Van Dyke: How?

    The Breather: By talking through a rubber chicken.

    Ms. Van Dyke: I thought it sounded like you were speaking through a rubber chicken.

  • The Breather: [on the phone] I'm gonna kill next at the football game. Click.

    Ms. Van Dyke: Did you hang up?

    The Breather: No, I just said "click".

    [then hangs up]

  • Football Coach: Wait a minute. Now, he could be our man. Look at him! Look at him! He's got blood on his hands!

    Malvert the Janitor: No, since accident, Malvert pee red. You know good urologist?

    [phone rings]

    Ms. Van Dyke: I'll get it. I'm farthest from the phone.

    Miss Mumsley: That makes sense.

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