Ms. Van Dyke Quotes in Student Bodies (1981)
Ms. Van Dyke Quotes:
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[Over the phone]
Ms. Van Dyke: What makes your voice sound so funny?
The Breather: I'm disguising it.
Ms. Van Dyke: How?
The Breather: By talking through a rubber chicken.
Ms. Van Dyke: I thought it sounded like you were speaking through a rubber chicken.
-- Ms. Van Dyke -
The Breather: [on the phone] I'm gonna kill next at the football game. Click.
Ms. Van Dyke: Did you hang up?
The Breather: No, I just said "click".
[then hangs up]
-- Ms. Van Dyke -
Football Coach: Wait a minute. Now, he could be our man. Look at him! Look at him! He's got blood on his hands!
Malvert the Janitor: No, since accident, Malvert pee red. You know good urologist?
[phone rings]
Ms. Van Dyke: I'll get it. I'm farthest from the phone.
Miss Mumsley: That makes sense.
-- Ms. Van Dyke
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