Ms. Perky Quotes in 10 Things I Hate About You (1999)

Ms. Perky: So, I hear you were terrorizing Mr. Morgan's class... again.

Kat Stratford: Expressing my opinion is not a terrorist action.

Ms. Perky: The way you expressed your opinion to Bobby Ridgeway? By the way, his testicle retrieval operation went quite well, in case you're interested.

Kat Stratford: I still maintain that he kicked himself in the balls.

Ms. Perky: Patrick Verona. I see we're making our visits a weekly ritual.

Patrick: Only so we can have these moments together. Should I, uh, hit the lights?

Ms. Perky: Oh, very clever, kangaroo boy. Says here you exposed yourself in the cafeteria?

Patrick: I was joking with the lunch lady. It was a bratwurst.

Ms. Perky: Bratwurst? Aren't we the optimist? Next time, keep it in your pouch, okay? Scoot!

Ms. Perky: People perceive you as somewhat...

Kat Stratford: Tempestuous?

Ms. Perky: "Heinous bitch" is the term used most often.

Ms. Perky: Nine schools in ten years. My, my. Army brat?

Cameron: Yeah, my-my dad is, uh...

Ms. Perky: That's enough. I'm sure you won't find Padua any different than your old schools. Same little asswipe shit-for-brains everywhere.

Cameron: Excuse me? D-Did you just say... Am I in the right office?

Ms. Perky: Not any more you're not. I've got deviants to see and a novel to finish. Now scoot. Scoot!

Ms. Perky: [writing her novel] Undulating with desire, Adrian removes her red...

[breaks concentration, chooses another word]

Ms. Perky: crimson cape, at the site of Reginal's stiff and... Judith! What's another word for "engorged"?

Judith: [disgusted] I'll look it up.

Ms. Perky: Okay.

[thinking of word]

Ms. Perky: Swollen... Turgid...

Kat Stratford: [enters] Tumescent?

Ms. Perky: Perfect!

Kat Stratford: I'll let you get back to Reginald's quivering member.

Ms. Perky: "Quivering member." I like that.