Ms. Heller Quotes in Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd (2003)

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Ms. Heller Quotes:

  • Principal Collins: You know, Honey... I think I've finally figured out a way to bilk this school out of enough money to get us that condo in Waikiki.

    Ms. Heller: How, Sweet Baby? You've done it all.

    Principal Collins: Small potatoes. This is the big one. This is visionary. This idea is genius.

    [Ms. Heller giggles]

    Principal Collins: Look at this. The "Richard Moffitt Special Needs Grant".

    Ms. Heller: Mm-hmm.

    Principal Collins: This Moffitt guy used to be in a Special Needs program, & then he learns to string a couple of sentences together and now he's some big hotshot. Anyway, the State is giving 100 Grand in his name to every school that has a Special Needs Class.

    Ms. Heller: This is fantastic!

    Principal Collins: Mm-hmm.

    Ms. Heller: All we have to do is *kill* this Moffitt guy, & we get all the money.

    Principal Collins: No.

    [Ms. Heller sighs]

    Principal Collins: No. What we need is to set up a *fake* Special Needs Class.

    Ms. Heller: We start our own class.

    Principal Collins: Problem is, where do we find kids... we can pass off as "Special"?

    Lloyd Christmas: O.k., that's high enough! Thanks, Turk.

    Harry Dunne: I'm flying! Woo-hoo! So this is what a flag sees all day.

    Lloyd Christmas: Yeah.

    Harry Dunne: And your friend Turk is totally great.

    Lloyd Christmas: Yeah, he's Aces, huh?

    [to Turk, below]

    Lloyd Christmas: Hey, thanks, Turk! We're so high!

    [Turk laughs]

    Principal Collins: Bingo.

  • Ms. Heller: The band sounds awful.

    Principal Collins: Ha ha. I sold the wood instruments for Hawaiian Air tickets.

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