Ms. Doris Haver Quotes in Van Wilder (2002)

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Ms. Doris Haver Quotes:

  • [Ms. Haver takes a long swig on some liquor]

    Ms. Doris Haver: Oh yeah... that's the shit!

    Van Wilder: You know... I think I'm getting a little coldsore come on... so maybe we shouldn't do this for 3 to 6 weeks?

    Ms. Doris Haver: Shut up, bitch and give me some sugar!

  • Van Wilder: What's that intoxicating scent you're wearing Doris?

    Ms. Doris Haver: I have cats.

    Van Wilder: Meow!

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