Mrs. X Quotes in The Nanny Diaries (2007)


Mrs. X Quotes:

  • [from trailer]

    Mrs. X: Nanny... what are you doing?

  • Mrs. X: Nanny, you never mentioned you had a mother!

  • Annie Braddock: Okay Mrs. X, now it's time for a few simple childcare rules.

    Human Resources Director: Oh, alright, the teddy bear has been compromised.

    Annie Braddock: Slamming the door in your kid's face is *not* okay. Spending more time on a benefit for kids that you've never met than you do with your own blood is *not* okay. Going to a SPA when your son has a fever of a hundred and four and not answering emergency calls, that officially makes you an unfit mother.

    Mrs. X: This is outrageous. Stop the tape.

    Human Resources Director: Uh, no. This is clearly a disgruntled nanny. W-we might have something to learn here.

    Annie Braddock: Now I know that you're all pretty busy with your hair appointments, and your watsu massages and your attempts to stay young so your husbands won't leave you. But here's an idea! Why don't you try eating dinner with your child every once in a blue moon. And heads up here, lady, try smiling once in a while. People hate you.

  • Mrs. X: Keep your voice down, there are mimes in the other room.

  • Mrs. X: Henry, may I speak to you a minute? Over here. Did you and Mary have sexual intercourse?

    Henry Spencer: [stammering] Why?

    Mrs. X: Did you?

    Henry Spencer: Why are you asking me this question?

    Mrs. X: I have a very good reason, and now I want you to tell me.

    Henry Spencer: I'm, I'm very... I love Mary!

    Mrs. X: [interrupting] Henry, I asked you if you and Mary had sexual intercourse!

    Henry Spencer: Well, I don't... I don't think that's any of your business!

    Mrs. X: [interrupting] Henry!

    Henry Spencer: I'm sorry.

    Mrs. X: You're in very bad trouble if you won't cooperate...

    [nuzzling at his neck]

    Henry Spencer: Well, I...


    Henry Spencer: Mary!

    Mary X: [grabbing her away] Mother!


    Mrs. X: Answer me!

    Henry Spencer: I'm too nervous.

    Mrs. X: There's a baby. It's at the hospital.

    Mary X: Mom!

    Mrs. X: And you're the father.

    Henry Spencer: Well, well that's impossible! It's only been...

    Mary X: Mother, they're still not sure it is a baby!

  • Mr. X: I thought I heard a stranger. We've got chicken tonight. Strangest damn things. They're man made. Little damn things. Smaller than my fist. But they're new! I'm Bill.

    Henry Spencer: Hello. I'm Henry.

    Mrs. X: Henry's at LaPelle's Factory.

    Mr. X: Oh. Printing's your business. huh? Plumbing's mine. For 30 years. I've seen this neighborhood change from pastures to the hell-hole it is now! I put every damn pipe in this neighborhood!

    Mary X: Dad!

    Mrs. X: Bill!

    Mr. X: People think that pipes grow in their homes. But they sure as hell don't! Look at my knees! Look at my knees!

    Mrs. X: Bill, please!

    Mr. X: Are you hungry?

  • Mrs. X: It's Henry isn't it?

    Henry Spencer: Yes.

    [long pause]

    Mrs. X: Mary tells me you're a very nice fellow. What do you do?

    Henry Spencer: Oh, I'm on vacation.

    Mrs. X: What did you do?

  • Henry Spencer: I work at LaPelle's Factory. I'm a printer.

    Mary X: Hen-Henry's very clever at printing.

    Mrs. X: Yes, he sounds very clever.

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