Mrs. Whitehead Quotes in Animal Crackers (1930)
Mrs. Whitehead Quotes:
Capt. Spaulding: [to Mrs. Rittenhouse and Mrs. Whitehead] What do you say, girls? What do you say? Are we all going to get married?
Mrs. Whitehead: All of us?
Capt. Spaulding: All of us!
Mrs. Whitehead: But, that's bigamy!
Capt. Spaulding: Yes, and it's big of me too.
Grace Carpenter: Well, Sis, it looks as if we yield the social honor of the season to Mrs. Rittenhouse.
Mrs. Whitehead: Well, isn't there something we can do?
Grace Carpenter: We might shoot ourselves.
Mrs. Whitehead: I'd rather shoot Mrs. Rittenhouse.
Arabella Rittenhouse: May I present Mr. Parker.
Mrs. Whitehead: Oh, of the, eh, Massachusetts Parkers?
John Parker: Why, no.
Mrs. Whitehead: Oh, then the, eh, Southern Parkers?
Arabella Rittenhouse: Oh, no, the Central Parkers. You know, the, eh, benches and trees.
Mrs. Whitehead: I see!
[Mrs. Whitehead leaves]
Arabella Rittenhouse: Meow! Oh, I don't like that woman!
Capt. Spaulding: [On his knees] I love you, that's all. I love you. I've always thought of you.
[In walks Mrs. Whitehead]
Mrs. Rittenhouse: Capt., Mrs. Whitehead.
Mrs. Whitehead: I beg your pardon? I beg your pardon? Am I intruding?
Capt. Spaulding: Are you intruding? Just when I had her on the five yard line.
Capt. Spaulding: We three would make an ideal couple. Why you've got beauty, charm, money! You have got money, haven't you? Because if you haven't, we can quit right now.
Mrs. Whitehead: The captain is charming, isn't he?
Mrs. Rittenhouse: I'm fascinated!
Capt. Spaulding: I'm fascinated, too. Right on the arm.
Ravelli: [Bridge game] How do you want to play? Honest?
Mrs. Whitehead: Well, I hope so!
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