Mrs. Whitehead Quotes in Animal Crackers (1930)


Mrs. Whitehead Quotes:

  • Capt. Spaulding: [to Mrs. Rittenhouse and Mrs. Whitehead] What do you say, girls? What do you say? Are we all going to get married?

    Mrs. Whitehead: All of us?

    Capt. Spaulding: All of us!

    Mrs. Whitehead: But, that's bigamy!

    Capt. Spaulding: Yes, and it's big of me too.

  • Grace Carpenter: Well, Sis, it looks as if we yield the social honor of the season to Mrs. Rittenhouse.

    Mrs. Whitehead: Well, isn't there something we can do?

    Grace Carpenter: We might shoot ourselves.

    Mrs. Whitehead: I'd rather shoot Mrs. Rittenhouse.

  • Arabella Rittenhouse: May I present Mr. Parker.

    Mrs. Whitehead: Oh, of the, eh, Massachusetts Parkers?

    John Parker: Why, no.

    Mrs. Whitehead: Oh, then the, eh, Southern Parkers?

    Arabella Rittenhouse: Oh, no, the Central Parkers. You know, the, eh, benches and trees.

    Mrs. Whitehead: I see!

    [Mrs. Whitehead leaves]

    Arabella Rittenhouse: Meow! Oh, I don't like that woman!

  • Capt. Spaulding: [On his knees] I love you, that's all. I love you. I've always thought of you.

    [In walks Mrs. Whitehead]

    Mrs. Rittenhouse: Capt., Mrs. Whitehead.

    Mrs. Whitehead: I beg your pardon? I beg your pardon? Am I intruding?

    Capt. Spaulding: Are you intruding? Just when I had her on the five yard line.

  • Capt. Spaulding: We three would make an ideal couple. Why you've got beauty, charm, money! You have got money, haven't you? Because if you haven't, we can quit right now.

    Mrs. Whitehead: The captain is charming, isn't he?

    Mrs. Rittenhouse: I'm fascinated!

    Capt. Spaulding: I'm fascinated, too. Right on the arm.

  • Ravelli: [Bridge game] How do you want to play? Honest?

    Mrs. Whitehead: Well, I hope so!

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