Mrs. Voorhees Quotes in Scary Movie 2 (2001)

Father McFeely: How is she?

Mrs. Voorhees: It's gotten worse Father. She won't eat. She won't talk. The child won't let me touch her.

Father McFeely: Yes, sometimes you have to give them candy.

Exorcist Party Go-ers: [singing] Shake ya ass! Watch ya step! Shake ya ass! Show me what you working with!

Mrs. Voorhees: [singing] Attention, all you young players and pimps. Right now is the place to be.

Father Harris: [singing] I thought I told y'all niggas before, y'all niggas don't fuck with me.

Father McFeely: Hi, I'm Father McFeely.

Mrs. Voorhees: I'm so glad you're here.

Father McFeely: I came as fast as I could. But you know at my age the little soldier needs a lot more thumpin' before it starts pumpin'. I do find though, that if I tickle my asshole just before I unleash the dog of war...

Alice: Who are you?

Mrs. Voorhees: Why I'm... I'm Mrs. Voorhees, an old friend of the Christys'.

Mrs. Voorhees: Did you know a young boy drowned the year before those two others were killed? The counselors weren't paying any attention... They were making love while that young boy drowned. His name was Jason. I was working the day that it happened. Preparing meals... here. I was the cook. Jason should've been watched. Every minute. He was... he wasn't a very good swimmer. We can go now, dear.

Mrs. Voorhees: [high voice] Kill her, Mommy! Kill her! Don't let her get away, Mommy! Don't let her live!

[normal voice]

Mrs. Voorhees: I won't, Jason. I won't!

Mrs. Voorhees: You let him drown! You never paid any attention. Look what you did to him.

[pulls out a large hunting knife]

Mrs. Voorhees: Look what you did to him!

Jason: [in flashback] Help me! Help! Help, Mommy! Help! Help, Mommy! Mommy, help!

Mrs. Voorhees: I am, Jason. I am.

Mrs. Voorhees: Come, dear. It'll be easier for you than it was for Jason.

Mrs. Voorhees: She can't hide; no place to hide.

Mrs. Voorhees: You see, Jason was my son, and today is his birthday...

Mrs. Voorhees: [seeing Brenda's dead body] Oh, good Lord! So young. So pretty. Oh, what monster could have done this?

Alice: Bill's out there.