Mrs. Tucker Quotes in Carry on Matron (1972)

Dr. Prodd: Mrs. Tucker, isn't it? Now what can I do for you?

Mrs. Tucker: Well, I came to see you three months ago, because I was a little bit worried about my husband being able to have a baby.

Dr. Prodd: Yes, that's right, he's a bit older than you, isn't he?

Mrs. Tucker: Eighty-eight.

Dr. Prodd: Yes.

Mrs. Tucker: Well, if you remember, you suggested it might be a good idea to take in a lodger, you know, someone nearer my own age.

Dr. Prodd: [uncomfortably] Yes, well, purely off the record, of course.

Mrs. Tucker: Well, it worked! I'm pregnant.

Dr. Prodd: Oh! What about your husband?

Mrs. Tucker: Oh, he's tickled pink.

Dr. Prodd: And what about the lodger?

Mrs. Tucker: Well, that's the trouble. She's pregnant too!

Harry Hunter: [Harry is asking Christine to go out to lunch with him after she has been dismissed from the opera] I insist that you come and celebrate.

Mrs. Tucker: Celebrate, Mr. Hunter?

Harry Hunter: Yes, Mrs. Tucker. Today we both got the sack.

Christine Charles: Oh no, Harry.

Harry Hunter: Oh yes, Harry.