Mrs. Shah Quotes in East Is East (1999)

Mrs. Shah: I will never allow my daughters to marry into this jungly family of half-breeds.

Ella Khan: Well they may be half-bred, but at least they're not friggin' inbred like those two monstrosities.

Meenah Khan: [Heard by Mrs Shah from outside, referring to the Shahs' daughters] Have you seen the state of them two? The one with the teeth's got a mustache like Dad.

Maneer Khan: Tariq's looks like Quasimodo.

Ella Khan: Kids eh. Were your two like that, Mrs. Shah?

Mrs. Shah: [Sternly] No. I believe in strict discipline. Especially in a NON-Pakistani environment.

[Saleem accidentally drops a fake vagina on Mrs. Shah's lap]

Mrs. Shah: This is an insult to me and my family! I will never allow my daughters to marry into this jungly family of half-breeds!

Ella Khan: Well, they may be half-bred, but at least they're not friggin' inbred like them two monstrosities.

George Khan: Ella!

Ella Khan: Never mind "Ella". Who the frig do you think you are? You come in here, telling me that my house isn't good enough for your daughters? Well, your daughters aren't good enough for my sons, or my house, and if I hear another word against my family, I will stick that fanny over your bastard head!

[Mrs. Shah leaves without a word]

Mr. Shah: [to George] Your wife's a disgrace.

Ella Khan: Oh, go on, piss off! Go on, sling your bleedin' hook! Go on, piss off! Piss off out of my house! And take Laurel and Hardy with you!

[a lecherous dalmatian leaps onto Mrs. Shah]

Mrs. Shah: I believe in strict discipline. Especially in a NON-Pakistani environment.