Mrs. Santa Quotes in Arthur Christmas (2011)

Bryony: [Gwen has just received her present, Arthur is now Santa and Bryony speaks over the public address system in Mission Control at the North Pole, using a HO-HO, It is visible on the big screen] Drop complete! And we have our new Santa!

[Arthur peeps out the window]

North Pole Computer: [the L.E.D. Display above the Mainframe in Mission Control switches to green and shows 0000000000] Christmas Accomplished!

Mrs. Santa: [Back up on the S-1! Learning that Arthur is now Santa having successfully delivered Gwen's present] Arthur!

[pulls levers in S-1]

North Pole Computer: [the Elves start cheering over Arthur, We wish you a Merry Christmas plays over the music system in Mission Control] Commence Decking Halls! Congratulations Arthur!

Peter: Do you know what I've always liked about Arthur? I think he likes espresso?

Santa: [trying to operate the S-1 himself, denting it and jolting it violently, Flashing red lights flash all over the S-1's bridge] OK! 23 Mimosa Avenue, Trelew

Mrs. Santa: [Reading the manual] Reading up! There is no harm in using the manual

Santa: [Agitated, pressing buttons, levers and knobs all over the bridge causing the S-1 to rock and sway violently] Margaret! I Order you to DISEMBARK! It's not safe!

Mrs. Santa: [Trying to calm Santa] I did a microlight flying course on the internet! It can't be that different!

Santa: [Steve appears at the doors to the bridge] Oh! Steve!

Steve: [Santa accidentally leans on a lever and the S-1 jolts more violently] You've DENTED IT! You've taken it out without asking!

Mrs. Santa: [stabilizes the S-1] Malcolm, you told me he knew! You know how Steve feels about his S-1

Santa: [presses more buttons and levers causing it to rock and sway even more violently] It's MY S-1! S for Santa, I'm flying to this child!

Steve: Of course, she is all that matters, not me! Your SON! Not the Two Billion things I didn't write tonight! NOOOoooo!

Santa: This is about the pool table isn't it! I told you that you should have written to me!

Steve: [shouting] I was eight years old! You're my dad!

Mrs. Santa: [shouting] For Goodness sake!

Mrs. Santa: [slams her cup down on the controls] Arthur & Grandsanta are out there probably not wearing nearly enough layers of clothing and you two are bickering over a big red toy!

Santa: I'm... I'm not bickering! If Steven should just Stand back!

[Activates the airbag]

S-1 Computer: [Airbag inflates] Airbag!

Santa: You drive, Steven? Thank you!

Steve: [puts on his S-1 gloves, fires up in the S-1] So! Since gift delivery to child 47785BXK is all that seems to matter, I'll do it all myself, and we'll pick up Arthur and Grandsanta from whatever ditch they've ended up in.

S-1 Computer: [Steve pulls the main lever on the S-1 to go at full throttle] Maximum Velocity!

Steve: Hold on Tight!

Santa: Margaret! Hand me my 'Me' Suit! All sorted! Steve is holding the fort, While I deliver the present! And find Arthur and Father!

Mrs. Santa: [Hands Santa his red & white suit, he puts it on] Well done, dear! Trelew is on course for 187.7 degrees from the geographic pole

[hands Santa his boots]

Mrs. Santa: As it is the 'old sleigh' we should allow drift margin for one thousand miles outside the Greenwich meridian! I've got a sweater for Arthur, your Father's pills and some sweet tea!

Santa: [Puts on his boots] Okay! Let's do it!

Santa: [Santa, Mrs Santa & Steve have arrived in Trelew on the S-1] Trelew! Out with the Old, In with the New!

Mrs. Santa: [Holding Santa's Hand] Well Done, Dear!

Santa: [Back on the Bridge of the S-1 as Steve has gone to give Gwen what we believe to be another version of the bike] Poor Arthur! He tried so hard! He slumped again!

Mrs. Santa: Off course not, Dear! We are here! The little girl will get her present! I think he has done rather Splendidly!

Santa: [Exclaiming] My Margaret!

Steve: [Rings the doorbell, the door opens and a child that looks just like Gwen appears] Good morning Gwen! Ho Ho Ho etc. Apologies for the minor delay, I am sure that even a child can understand that in a operation as complex as Christmas there is always a slightly insignificant margin of error, which is you! As a gesture, I have upgraded you to the

Steve: [Reveals the big purple hi-tech bicycle]

Steve: Glamour Fast Ultra X3, which retails at $9.99 more than your requested gift! Bigger and Better! You wouldn't mind just signing a legal waver?

Pedro: [the child appears to be a boy] No bien el señor! Soy Pedro!

Steve: What? P-Pedro? A Boy? A Spanish Boy? This is an error! No Hablo Espanol!

Steve: [Snatches the bike off Pedro]

Steve: [Pedro and Steve start fighting, Pedro starts weeping and wailing in a tantrum, Mr & Mrs Santa back up on the S-1's bridge can see the commotion on the S-1's Steve-cam] Look! Will you...? No! No! No! Please don't cry! Please don't cry! No crying! No sobbing!

Arthur: [Opening a Christmas cracker, having Christmas dinner with the family round at the dinner table at the North Pole's Residential Quarters] What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?... Tinselitis!

[laughs hysterically]

Arthur: Isn't this the best bit of Christmas?

Mrs. Santa: It certainly is, Arthur! The whole family together!

Mrs. Santa: [to Santa] How about a toast, Malcolm?

Santa: Oh... mmm... , Well, here's to me, to an even better job next year!

[Everybody cheers]

Arthur: You're already the perfect dad!

Grandsanta: Hah! That turkey did more than him!

[Starts laughing and looses his false teeth, they land in gravy]

Santa: You wouldn't understand, Father! I've rather moved things on since your day, Hey Steve?

Grandsanta: [Gets his false teeth back and continues eating his meal] Forget Techno Tommy, he's texting on his calculator after every job

[laughs]

Steve: [Clearing out his inbox on his HO-HO] It's a Hand-held Operational and Homing Organizer, The HO-HO 3000!

Grandsanta: Whooooh! Whoopy-doo! Aren't you the Fancy Nancy! Doesn't matter what you come up with, Son, you maybe be the next in line, but you'll never get to be Santa unless you 'Knock Him Off'

Arthur: Hummm! I've got you all a present! After all the hard work, I wanted everyone to have some 'Christmas Fun'

Arthur: [Shows everyone the Game, 'Christmas, The Board Game] Ta-Daah!