Mrs. Random Quotes in Bringing Up Baby (1938)

Mrs. Random: Well who are you?

David Huxley: I don't know. I'm not quite myself today.

Mrs. Random: Well, you look perfectly idiotic in those clothes.

David Huxley: These aren't *my* clothes.

Mrs. Random: Well, where *are* your clothes?

David Huxley: I've *lost* my clothes!

Mrs. Random: But why are you wearing *these* clothes?

David Huxley: Because I just went *GAY* all of a sudden!

Mrs. Random: Now see here young man, stop this nonsense. What are you doing?

David Huxley: I'm sitting in the middle of 42nd Street waiting for a bus.

Mrs. Random: Who is this David?

Susan Vance: He's a friend of Mark's.

Mrs. Random: Is that all you know about him?

Susan Vance: No, I know that I'm gonna marry him. He doesn't know it but I am.

Mrs. Random: Now see here, if you're planning to marry him on my money you are very much mistaken. I don't want another lunatic in the family I have lunatics enough all ready. When are you going to marry him? What's his name?

Susan Vance: It's uh Bone

Mrs. Random: Bones ?

Susan Vance: One Bone

Mrs. Random: Well one bone or two bones it's a ridiculous name.

Mrs. Random: What does he do?

Susan Vance: He hunts

Mrs. Random: Hunts? Hunts what?

Susan Vance: Well - animals I should think.

Mrs. Random: [Mrs. Random finds David and Susan running out of the house] Susan Susan - come back here - come back here this minute! What are you doing?

Susan Vance: Hunting for George.

Mrs. Random: Why?

Susan Vance: [In a rush] David wants him, David loves him, David thinks he's such a nice dog.

Mrs. Random: George is a fiend and you know it!

Susan Vance: But David doesn't.

Mrs. Random: What are you doing?

David Huxley: [exasperated and wearing Susan's negligee] I'm sitting in the middle of 42nd Street waiting for a bus!

Mrs. Random: Well, what does he do?

Susan Vance: He's a big game hunter.

Mrs. Random: [She sees David chasing George around] You call that big game hunting?

Mrs. Random: [after David answers the door to her dressed only in Susan's negligee] Well, who is he?

Susan Vance: Oh, he's a friend of Mark's, from brazil. He's had a nervous breakdown, and it's left him a little...

[Moves her hand in small circles next to her ear to indicate that David is insane]

David Huxley: [Under his breath] Oh, so now I'm a nut from Brazil!

Mrs. Random: Why is he wearing your negligee?

Susan Vance: Mark said that if he wants to wear a negligee, we have to let him wear a negligee.