Mrs. Phipps Quotes in The Comedy of Terrors (1963)

Waldo Trumbull: [gesturing toward the body of Mr. Phipps] I'm afraid, madam, he has made his final journey towards that stygian shore.

Mrs. Phipps: [blankly] What?

Waldo Trumbull: [pause, then sharply] He's dead.

Waldo Trumbull: Allow me, Madam, in this moment of your most desolate bereavement to lift from your sorrow-laden shoulders the burdens and tasks of exequiem sepulcher.

Mrs. Phipps: [confused] What?

Waldo Trumbull: I'll bury him for you.