Mrs. MacIntyre Quotes in Who's Harry Crumb? (1989)

Mrs. MacIntyre: [looking at photos of her husband cheating on her] You idiot! These pictures are of me!

[Harry Crumb falls backwards in his chair]

Harry Crumb: What? Let me see those.

Mrs. MacIntyre: Give them here.

Harry Crumb: Not so fast. I've had my eye on you for a while, lady. I knew you were up to something, and here's my proof: it was you who was having an affair with your husband all along!

Mrs. MacIntyre: What?

Harry Crumb: I've uncovered some pretty low schemes in my time. But secretly hiring me to take pornographic pictures of you and your sleazeball husband is as low as it gets!

Mrs. MacIntyre: I don't believe this!

Harry Crumb: Believe what you want, lady. But don't believe it here.

Mrs. MacIntyre: You are a poor excuse for a human being!

Harry Crumb: Says you!