Mrs. Kroeger Quotes in Wedding Crashers (2005)

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Mrs. Kroeger Quotes:

  • Mrs. Kroeger: You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!

  • John Beckwith: That brings us to the question of frequent flyer miles.

    Mrs. Kroeger: I want them.

    John Beckwith: Know what we're gonna do? We're gonna split them right down the middle. How would that be, Mr Kroeger?

    Mr. Kroeger: It would be not good at all. I earned those miles.

    Mrs. Kroeger: Yeah, you earned them flying to Denver to meet your whore.

    Mr. Kroeger: She's not afraid to express herself sexually if that's what you mean.

    Mrs. Kroeger: She's a stripper, for God's sake.

    Mr. Kroeger: She is not.

    Mrs. Kroeger: Her name is Chastity. She is white trash, same as you. Hillbilly!

  • Mrs. Kroeger: He can have the miles.

    Mr. Kroeger: Nah, sweetie. You take the miles.

  • [first lines]

    Mr. Kroeger: I don't have custody of the kids.

    Mrs. Kroeger: You know what?

    Mr. Kroeger: I don't get custody.

    Mrs. Kroeger: It is an insane pathetic joke, what I've had to go through.

    Mr. Kroeger: Right now, right now, she doesn't know where the kids are, do you?

    Mrs. Kroeger: Do not talk about me as a mother.

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