Mrs. Hogel Quotes in G.B.F. (2013)

Soledad Braunstein: But it isn't fair, Ms. Hogel.

Mrs. Hogel: I'm sorry, Soledad, but the school board was clear. Now, we can't have a gay/straight alliance with an actual gay member.

Mrs. Hogel: One day you will meet the gay of your dreams - and it'll be the happiest, most fulfilling day of your life - then it's all downhill from there.

Mrs. Hogel: I've noticed some disturbing trends in this school as of late. It seems that many of you girls are treating Tanner as more of a prize to be won than an actual person.

Mrs. Hogel: Listen, girls, I get the appeal. Now, I myself had a gay best friend once and, oh, we were roommates for many fruitful years, but now he's no longer with us.

Tanner Daniels: Oh.

Viola: Oh, damn.

Soledad Braunstein: What? Where'd he go?

Fawcett Brooks: He obvi died of the hiv, dumbass.

[Brent's prom posters make trouble]

Mrs. Hogel: Oh, in what universe would "Boutonniéres Not Butt-Sex" be appropriate for a prom slogan?

Principal Crowe: Yeah. And "No Tossing Salads?" I got the cafeteria ladies coming in here asking if I changed the menu!