Mrs. Hill Quotes in Sugar & Spice (2001)

Mrs. Hill: So, what'd you come here for? To tell me how much you hate me?

Kansas: I don't hate you. I need your help.

Mrs. Hill: And how in the hell can I help you?

Kansas: My best friend got pregnant.

Mrs. Hill: Before you? Woo hoo.

Kansas: Yeah, I know, that's what I said too. Anyway, we want to help her get some money for the baby by robbing a bank.

Mrs. Hill: Well, shitfire, Kansas, that's the sweetest thing I ever heard.

Kansas: But we can't quite figure out how to do it.

Mrs. Hill: So you need my help? Oh my God. This is like you asking me for help with your homework.

Mrs. Hill: You don't look nothing like your picture.

Kansas: Grandma and Grandpa sent you a picture of a neighbor girl. They didn't want you to break out and come kidnap me.

Mrs. Hill: Thank God, I was starting to think I killed the wrong man.

Mrs. Hill: Kansas, I'd like you to meet someone special.

[a lady comes up]

Kansas: Jesus Christ, Mom! It's bad enough you're in prison, but now i have to add p.s my moms a dyke too?

Mrs. Hill: Shut up! You mouthy little shit!

Kansas: Don't mouthy shit me, I'm outta here.

Mrs. Hill: Hold on a minute. Mink ain't my bitch if that's what you think. She's a specialist in banks.

Kansas: My best friend got pregnant.

Mrs. Hill: Woohoo, before you?

Kansas: Yeah that's what i said too.