Mrs. Harter Quotes in The Three Stooges (2012)

Mr. Harter: [in the Harters' car] Hey Moe, do you know what day today is?

Young Moe: No clue.

Mr. Harter: It's your birthday.

Young Moe: Really?

Mrs. Harter: Well, to us it is, because today is the day that you came into our lives. So... what would you like as a birthday present?

Young Moe: Aw, I'm good. This - this lollipop's really hitting the spot.

Mr. Harter: [Mrs. Harter gasps, and Mr. Harter chuckles] Oh now, come on. come on, there's gotta be something that would make your birthday complete. Just go crazy, champ, anything your heart desires.

Young Moe: Well, when you put it that way...

[Moe whispers into Mrs. Harter's ear]

Mr. Harter: Well, what is it?

Mrs. Harter: He, uh... he wants us to go back and get his two friends.

Mr. Harter: Oh, Moe, heh, three youngsters are an awful lot to take on, like, all at once.

Young Moe: Oh, don't you see, Pop? That's the beauty of it. It's not gonna cost you a dime extra. Them two termites can bunk with me. I'll even split my meals with them.

Mr. Harter: Yeah, I don't know, Moe, it's just...

Young Moe: And you don't have to worry about sending them to fancy schools, 'cause they're not interested in reading or numbers. Heavy lifting and ditch digging, that's their dream.

Mr. Harter: Wow, those guys really mean a lot to you, don't they?

Young Moe: They're all I've ever had.

Mrs. Harter: Moe's right, honey. We can't possibly separate these three boys.

Young Moe: There we go! That's my mom talking.

Young Moe: [Mr. and Mrs. Harter drop Moe off back at the orphanage, deciding to adopt Young Teddy instead] Forget it! It was a bad idea! I don't want nothing! Mommy! Daddy! Please!

Young Moe: [sadly] Don;t go.

Young Moe: [Moe musically chants barbershop-quartet style] Hello,

Young Moe, Young Larry: [Larry joins Moe in chanting] Hello,

Young Moe, Young Larry, Young Curly: [Curly joins Larry and Moe as they chant together] Hello.

Young Moe, Young Larry, Young Curly: [spoken] Hello!

Mrs. Harter: [Mrs. Harter giggles; the young Stooges accidentally bump their heads together] How precious!

Sister Rosemary: Yes, I certainly don't envy you having to choose between such amazing children.

Young Larry: The choice is easy! I'm your guy!

[Larry starts tap dancing]

Mrs. Harter: That is so cute!

Mr. Harter: Absolutely adorable.

Mr. Harter: [to Mother Superior] How long's he got?

Mother Superior: Hmm?

Mr. Harter: He's taking chemo, right?

Mother Superior: No no no, he's healthy as a mule.

Sister Rosemary: And almost as smart.

Young Moe: Recede, Bojangles.

[Moe pulls Larry back by his hair]

Young Moe: Pick me, I make the best potato peel and eggshell smoothies in town.

[Mr. Harter chuckles nervously]

Young Curly: If you choose me, I'll let you play with my pet rat, Nippy! I even taught him a few tricks!

Mother Superior: Oh, boys and their rodents.

[Mother Superior chuckles]

Young Teddy: [Teddy enters the room] Mother Superior, may I have a glass of milk, please?

Mrs. Harter: Oh, who's this?

Young Teddy: Hi, my name's Teddy, and someday, I'm gonna have a puppy.

Mrs. Harter: Oh my God, he's wonderful.

Mr. Harter: I thought you said there were only the three.

Sister Rosemary: I never said that, I said "about three".

Mrs. Harter: I hope you'll forgive us for coming early; we just couldn't stand to wait another day.

Mother Superior: Oh, we understand, Mrs. Harter. This is a great surprise. We have three delightful youngsters for you to meet.

Mr. Harter: Three? 'Cause we were under the impression there were more than that.

Sister Rosemary: Nope, that's it, just the three. Children, get on in here, Mr. and Mrs. Harter don't have all day.

Young Moe: [Moe musically chants barbershop-quartet style] Hello,

Young Moe, Young Larry: [Larry joins Moe in chanting] Hello,

Young Moe, Young Larry, Young Curly: [Curly joins Larry and Moe as they chant together] Hello.

Young Moe, Young Larry, Young Curly: [spoken] Hello!