Mrs Devaney Quotes in Airport 1975 (1974)
Mrs Devaney Quotes:
Mrs. Patroni: Well, the first stewardess is at the controls, but she... she's in constant touch with the tower.
Barney: You mean THE STEWARDESS IS FLYING THE PLANE?
Mrs. Patroni: [whispering] Would you please keep your voice down.
[Barney becomes hysterical]
Barney: The stewardess is flying the plane. The stewardess...
[Mrs Devanvey hands Barney a large Whiskey]
Mrs Devaney: here...
Barney: Thank you Mrs Devaney, but I don't drink.
Mrs Devaney: [Looking confused] Well what difference does it make now?
Barney: You're right.
[Barney takes drink from Mrs Devaney and takes gulp of Whiskey]
Barney: No difference.
Bill: That's enough of that for you. The convention's over. I want you to taper off.
Bill: No more!
Sam: You should've stuck to the Blue Nun.
Arnie: We've got a plane to catch, Sammy boy!
Bill: [Drunk] We've got a plane!
Arnie: Bartender, another one all around.
Bill: No more!
Sam: [sings] California here I come right back where!
[Glass shatters - Mrs Devaney has her drinking glass knocked out of her hand at the airport by Sam]
Sam: I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. Oh excuse me...
Bill: Oh Sammy! I'm sorry he's a little sloshed. You know what I mean?... Listen, we'd like to buy you a drink.
Mrs. Devaney: Well, maybe a little bourbon on the rocks.
Bill: You got it. Nurse, bourbon on the rocks for the lady, please.
Mrs. Devaney: With a small beer chaser.
Arnie: Jesus Christ, a boilermaker.
[Mrs Devaney talks to a very worried passenger seated next to her]
Mrs. Devaney: You're a tiny bit nervous aren't you?
[man nods his head]
Mrs. Devaney: I know. I've flown thousands of miles under very difficult circumstances, I assure you, you have nothing to worried about.
[Man frantically tries to undo his seat belt, Mrs Devaney assists]
Mrs. Devaney: May I?
[Man rushes to lavatory]
Barney: Mrs Devaney? Mrs Devaney?
Mrs. Devaney: Er, yes?
Barney: Salt Lake City could be very good for you. It's dry there you know?
Mrs. Devaney: DRY?
Mrs Devaney: Miss?
Nancy Pryor: You need something?
Mrs Devaney: I feel a little queasy. The altitude I guess. I'll have a bourbon... with a beer chaser.
Barney: Uh. Miss Devaney. Do you know what you just ordered? They call those boiler makers.
Mrs Devaney: I know.
Nancy Pryor: A bourbon with a beer chaser.
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