Mrs Devaney Quotes in Airport 1975 (1974)

Mrs. Patroni: Well, the first stewardess is at the controls, but she... she's in constant touch with the tower.

Barney: You mean THE STEWARDESS IS FLYING THE PLANE?

Mrs. Patroni: [whispering] Would you please keep your voice down.

Barney: S-s-sure...

[Barney becomes hysterical]

Barney: The stewardess is flying the plane. The stewardess...

[Mrs Devanvey hands Barney a large Whiskey]

Mrs Devaney: here...

Barney: Thank you Mrs Devaney, but I don't drink.

Mrs Devaney: [Looking confused] Well what difference does it make now?

Barney: You're right.

[Barney takes drink from Mrs Devaney and takes gulp of Whiskey]

Barney: No difference.

Bill: That's enough of that for you. The convention's over. I want you to taper off.

Bill: No more!

Sam: You should've stuck to the Blue Nun.

Arnie: We've got a plane to catch, Sammy boy!

Bill: [Drunk] We've got a plane!

Arnie: Bartender, another one all around.

Bill: No more!

Sam: [sings] California here I come right back where!

[Glass shatters - Mrs Devaney has her drinking glass knocked out of her hand at the airport by Sam]

Sam: I'm sorry, I didn't mean that. Oh excuse me...

Bill: Oh Sammy! I'm sorry he's a little sloshed. You know what I mean?... Listen, we'd like to buy you a drink.

Mrs. Devaney: Well, maybe a little bourbon on the rocks.

Bill: You got it. Nurse, bourbon on the rocks for the lady, please.

Mrs. Devaney: With a small beer chaser.

Arnie: Jesus Christ, a boilermaker.

[Mrs Devaney talks to a very worried passenger seated next to her]

Mrs. Devaney: You're a tiny bit nervous aren't you?

[man nods his head]

Mrs. Devaney: I know. I've flown thousands of miles under very difficult circumstances, I assure you, you have nothing to worried about.

[Man frantically tries to undo his seat belt, Mrs Devaney assists]

Mrs. Devaney: May I?

[Man rushes to lavatory]

Barney: Mrs Devaney? Mrs Devaney?

Mrs. Devaney: Er, yes?

Barney: Salt Lake City could be very good for you. It's dry there you know?

Mrs. Devaney: DRY?

Mrs Devaney: Miss?

Nancy Pryor: You need something?

Mrs Devaney: I feel a little queasy. The altitude I guess. I'll have a bourbon... with a beer chaser.

Barney: Uh. Miss Devaney. Do you know what you just ordered? They call those boiler makers.

Mrs Devaney: I know.

Nancy Pryor: A bourbon with a beer chaser.