Mrs. Bleckner Quotes in Spy School (2008)

Mrs. Bleckner: You're a storyteller, Thomas. Do you know what storytellers do?

Thomas Miller: They tell stories?

Mrs. Bleckner: No. They tell...yes, they tell stories.

Thomas Miller: And that, Mrs. Bleckner, is why I don't have the formula on your desk. So very, very sorry.

Mrs. Bleckner: Let's try this one more time, shall we? Your math homework, Mr. Miller. And please refrain from patronizing me with "my dog ate it" or "my grandmother passed away".

Thomas Miller: Actually, you see, it's sort of a combination thing. The truth is, my grandmother was helping me with my homework. Bless her soul. Then my dog pounced on the kitchen table and ate her. Yep! That's why I don't have my homework. My dog ate my grandmother.