Mrs. Bickerman Quotes in Lake Placid (1999)

Sheriff Hank Keough: Ma'am, your husband Bernie, you didn't by any chance lead him to the lake blindfolded?

Mrs. Bickerman: If I had a dick, this is where I'd tell you to suck it!

Mrs. Bickerman: Murders and rapes in the city, people bomb planes, can the police stop 'em? No! But feed one little cow to a crocodile...

Sheriff Hank Keough: You're gonna stay right here until the police show. You're under full house arrest.

Mrs. Bickerman: Thank you, officer fuck-meat!

Mrs. Bickerman: I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole. You might want to arrest me for that too. Is that a crime? To wish the chewing of law enforcement?

Mrs. Bickerman: I'm rooting for the crocodile. I hope he swallows your friends whole.

Jack Wells: Do you know how your husband died?

Mrs. Bickerman: Oh yes! I killed him.

Jack Wells: You killed him?

Mrs. Bickerman: Oh yes!

Mrs. Bickerman: Oh, my husband passed away. It's been almost two years now.

Sheriff Hank Keough: My department doesn't have any record of that, Mrs. Bickerman.

Mrs. Bickerman: Well, I'm sorry. Incomplete records haunt me so.

Jack Wells: What was the cause of your husband's death, ma'am? Do you know?

Kelly Scott: We don't mean to invade your privacy, but was he ill, was he sick?

Sheriff Hank Keough: Was he swallowed?

Mrs. Bickerman: I'll sue you!

Jack Wells: Go ahead.

Mrs. Bickerman: You can't take a cow by eminent domain!

Sheriff Hank Keough: We just did.

Jack Wells: We won't let her get hurt, Ma'am.

Mrs. Bickerman: You're all cocksuckers! I knew it first, I just didn't want to say it!

Mrs. Bickerman: [slapping her cow to the crocodile] Come and get it.

Mrs. Bickerman: Dig him up if you don't believe me Sherlock

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