Mrs Bickerdike Quotes in Bonnie Scotland (1935)

Ollie: We would like for you to give us a room and a bath.

Mrs Bickerdike: I can give you the room, but you'll have to take the bath yourself.

Mrs. Bickerdike: Where is Mr. Hardy? I haven't seen him in the past three weeks.

Stanley MacLaurel: Oh, he's awful sick.

Mrs. Bickerdike: Is that a fact?

Stanley MacLaurel: Hoot, ma'am. You know the day he fell in the water he got an awful cold, and it turned into pneumatics.

Mrs. Bickerdike: Is he very sick?

Stanley MacLaurel: You're darn hootin' he's sick! You know the only thing he can keep on his stomach is a hot water bottle.

Mrs. Bickerdike: My, my, what a predicament!

Stanley MacLaurel: Yeah! I think he's got that too.

Mrs. Bickerdike: Oh! This has gone far enough! Rent or no rent, get out of my house! You-you foreigners!

Stanley MacLaurel: [Referring to Ollie] He can't go out, he hasn't got any pants.

Mrs. Bickerdike: Come on! Pack up your things and get out!