Mr. Wong Quotes in Man on the Spying Trapeze (1966)


Mr. Wong Quotes:

  • Mr. Wong: [to Jerry Land] My reason for building such a complicated machine is to apply torture at a scientifically-controlled pressure. Of course, it may fracture your skull.

  • Mr. Wong: Remember, black people run very fast. But problem run faster.

    Norbit: ...That's kinda racist.

    Mr. Wong: Yes, Wong very racist. Don't like black. Don't like Jew either. But black and Jew love Chinese food. Go figure.

  • [Rasputia is about to kill Norbit]

    Mr. Wong: WHALE HO!

    Rasputia: Did somebody just call me a whale?

    Mr. Wong: Yeah! And a ho!

  • Mr. Wong: Norbit! Why you run like little bitch?

  • Rasputia: What... the...? What just fell on my car?

    Mr. Wong: Not what - who! Who just fell on your car? Ching chong ching chong!

  • Preacher: [resumes the ceremony] Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today...

    Norbit: I object!

    [congregation gasps and murmurs]

    Preacher: [frustrated] Oh, for Christ sake!

    Mr. Wong: [pleased] Norbit.

    Pope Sweet JesusLord Have Mercy: [cheers] Norbit!

    Kate Thomas: [surprised] Norbit!

    Choir: [singing] Norbit-t-t-t!

    Norbit: This wedding's a sham and I'm here to stop it.

    Kate Thomas: Norbit, what are you doing?

    Norbit: I'm bein' a man for the first time in my life. Kate... Kate, I love you.

    Rasputia: [Rasputia, Big Jack, and Earl stormed into the church] What the hell did you just say?

    Norbit: You heard what I said, strumpet! I love Kate! That right. I love you, Kate. And the last two weeks I spent with you have meant more to me than my entire miserable life with you, Rasputia! It's over! Norbit Albert Rice is no longer your BITCH!

  • [after harpooning Rasputia in the ass]

    Mr. Wong: Bingo! Right in the blowhole!

  • Mr. Wong: When Norbit was little boy he say "One day i'll have the girl of my dream" and then you and marry a gorilla!

    [Latimore brothers get up]

    Mr. Wong: I joke, I joke, why you not know joke when you hear joke, what you want to make fight at wedding.

    [to himself]

    Mr. Wong: better cool off before i have to bust somebody ass in here

  • Mr. Wong: [Doing the wedding toast] I want to say Norbit that I very... very confused, why you marry Latimore. I don't understand it, because when you was little boy, you say,

    Mr. Wong: [Quoting Norbit] "One day I find girl of my dreams"

    Mr. Wong: [Now self again] and then you marry a Gorilla.

    Mr. Wong: [as the Latimore brothers stand] I joke, I joke, I joke. Why you not know joke when you hear joke? Why you wanna make fight at wedding?

    Mr. Wong: [Quietly] cool off, before I have to bust somebody ass in here okay.

    Mr. Wong: [the Latimore brothers sit and Wong continues the story] When Norbit just little boy, he like to always run allover the place naked. Always naked. And Norbit, when he was just little boy, had a pee pee, the size of an egg roll. You know, Norbit.

    Norbit: That's true.

    Mr. Wong: And one day, down by the creek, Norbit run around naked and poisonous snake jump up and bite Norbit, right on ass. Very close to whole. Norbit pass out. I think Norbit is dead. I go to check the boy pulse. He is still alive. He is still alive!

    Mr. Wong: [Quoting himself] "Okay" I say "I must do something to save child." So, I start to think. "Do I suck poison out of Norbit's ass, or do I let him die?"

    Mr. Wong: [after a pause] I do most responsible thing. I say "hell to the no. Norbit is out of here, because it is long time in hell, before Wong suck poison out of another man's ass."

    Mr. Wong: [after laughter from crowd] But strange mystical thing happen, Norbit. Even though poison is in Norbit, he not die. Norbit get stronger and stronger. That's why I know Norbit, deep down inside, you very, very strong. Strong like warrior. That's why I say to you, Norbit, you can survive anything. Even...

    Mr. Wong: [Covertly points at Rasputia, as crowd laughs again] So I say to everyone here, and to Norbit, I wish you much happiness, and peace, and love, and lots of bananas for you and your new gorilla. I only kidding. To Norbit, and Rasputia.

  • Mr. Wong: A few hours with the rats will loosen his tongue to tell the truth!

  • Mr. Wong: Your success may turn to bitterness and you may wish you had not meddled with the affairs of Wong.

  • Mr. Wong: Did the ancient and honorable name of Wong fall from the lips of his gracious and loyal niece?

    Moonflower, Wong's Niece: Doors must have keyholes. There will always be those to listen at them.

    Mr. Wong: It would be unfortunate to have to shut so beautiful a personage in the dungeon of the faithless.

    Moonflower, Wong's Niece: You wouldn't dare!

    Mr. Wong: Wong has dared many things. He will continue to dare. And one day when he is acclaimed by all of Keylat.

    Moonflower, Wong's Niece: You are wrong! You were never intended by fate to rule Keylat!

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