Mr. Wilson Quotes in The Nutty Professor (1996)

Lance: You're not pathetic! People! Pounds do not lose themselves! You have to work! Work! Work! Everybody up! Get up! You, too, at home. Everybody up and say...

[w/audience]

Lance: Yes, I can!

[alone]

Lance: Say it again.

[w/audience]

Lance: Yes, I can!

Sherman Klump: [determined] Yes, I can!

[stomps on the floor]

Sherman Klump: Yes, I can! Yes...!

Mr. Wilson: Quiet down, damn it!

Sherman Klump: Sorry 'bout that down there, Mr. Wilson!

Mr. Wilson: Klump, shut up!

Sherman Klump: [sets to work] I can!

Mr. Wilson: Well, who but a Nazi would deny that Karl Marx was a German because he was a Jew?

Mr. Wilson: Look out the window. Look!

Professor Charles Rankin: Well, that's... that's an old trick, Mr. Wilson, a very poor trick.

Mr. Wilson: Tricks. That's all you know is tricks. I don't need any tricks! And no matter what happens to me, tricks won't do YOU any good. You're finished, Herr Franz Kindler.

Mary Longstreet: Mr. Wilson, I've never... I've never so much as even seen a Nazi.

Mr. Wilson: Well, you might without your realizing it. They look like other people and act like other people - when it's to their benefit.

Mr. Wilson: Forepaw's muddy. No mud on hind. Dry leaves mixed with the mud. Red must have been digging somewhere in the woods.

Noah Longstreet: Have you any idea what for, Mr. Wilson?

Mr. Wilson: A body, I think. Meinike's.

Mr. Wilson: In prison, in Czechoslovakia, a war criminal was awaiting execution. This was Konrad Meinike, one time executive officer for Franz Kindler. He was an obscenity on the face of the earth. The stench of burning flesh was in his clothes.

Mr. Wilson: You were right about Rankin. He's above suspicion.

Mr. Wilson: People can't help who they fall in love with.