Mr. Townsend Quotes in Watermelon Man (1970)
Mr. Townsend Quotes:
Jeff Gerber: I'm colored, Mr. Townsend. I'm a Negro.
Mr. Townsend: Gerber, what the hell have you been doing - sitting under a sunlamp?
Jeff Gerber: Oh that's the nicest thing you ever said to me, sir.
Mr. Townsend: Did you get that tan in just the two days you were out?
Jeff Gerber: Yes, yes I did - uh, the secret is soy sauce - lots and lots of soy sauce.
Mr. Townsend: Don't you think you overdid it a bit?
Jeff Gerber: Yes... yes I do, I really do. It - it was a frightening experience.-- Mr. Townsend
Mr. Townsend: As your father's personal assistant...
Palmer Woodrow: You're an ass-kissing joke!-- Mr. Townsend
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