Mr. Townsend Quotes in Watermelon Man (1970)

Jeff Gerber: I'm colored, Mr. Townsend. I'm a Negro.

Mr. Townsend: Gerber, what the hell have you been doing - sitting under a sunlamp?

Jeff Gerber: Oh that's the nicest thing you ever said to me, sir.

Mr. Townsend: Did you get that tan in just the two days you were out?

Jeff Gerber: Yes, yes I did - uh, the secret is soy sauce - lots and lots of soy sauce.

Mr. Townsend: Don't you think you overdid it a bit?

Jeff Gerber: Yes... yes I do, I really do. It - it was a frightening experience.

Mr. Townsend: As your father's personal assistant...

Palmer Woodrow: You're an ass-kissing joke!