Mr. Tinkles Quotes in Cats & Dogs (2001)


Mr. Tinkles Quotes:

  • Mr. Tinkles: I want you to stay here.

    Calico: Why?

    Mr. Tinkles: Because I hate you.

  • Mr. Tinkles: Evil does not wear a bonnet!

  • Mr. Tinkles: Stand still, I need to crush you.

  • Mr. Tinkles: Like a powerful, dark storm, I will make my presence known to the world. Like a seeping mist, I will creep into the dogs' center of power, and make them quake in fear at the very mention of my name!

    Sophie the Maid: [Opens the doors and enters] Oh, Mr. Tinkles?

  • Mr. Tinkles: You!

    Calico: Aah!

    Mr. Tinkles: Tell me... Is the game afoot?

    Calico: Uhhh... yes?

    Mr. Tinkles: WHY IS THE GAME AFOOT?

    Calico: Uhh... I... I mean no...

    Mr. Tinkles: Ah, excellent. So the puppy is dead. Now, we can move on to...

    Calico: Wait, wait... Can i change my answer?

    Mr. Tinkles: [exasperated] Is the puppy alive or not?

  • Mr. Tinkles: The ninjas failed, and failure is unacceptable! If they ever show their faces again, you know what to do.

    Calico: Yes. Tell them to wash with a loofah sponge. Kidding! Hello? Joke!

    Mr. Tinkles: This can't be happening. I want them eliminated!

    Calico: But they did manage to bug the phone. I think we should just concentrate on the glasses half full.

    [Mr. Tinkles growls and throws the roll at Calico]

    Calico: Ow! That's what I want to do.

    Mr. Tinkles: Oh, putting a happy face on. What an interesting philosophy. At what point did you forget WE'RE TRYING TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD?

  • [Sophie the Maid has made a matching outfit to hers, for Tinkles, and she is pointing it out to him]

    Sophie the Maid: Mr. Tinkles? Guess what I made for you. Now you can look just like me.

    Mr. Tinkles: [finally speaking] No, I think not, Sophie. Those days are through. What's the matter Large Marge? Cat got your tongue? Boo!

    [Sophie gasps]

    Mr. Tinkles: Oh my, a talking cat? Scary, isn't it?

    [Sophie faints]

    Mr. Tinkles: Lock her in the closet, we must remain on scheduele. OUR DAY HAS COME!

  • Mr. Tinkles: Hello, Mr. Sinister Serum...

  • Mr. Tinkles: With the dogs out of the way, cats will overthrow the humans and you will recieve your just reward: sixteen pounds of Monterey Jack and the continent of Australia.

    [mice cheer]

  • Mr. Tinkles: That is all... cats rule.

  • Mr. Tinkles: Attention... OW!... Attention human worker, this is your employer Mr Mason Effective immediately, you are all fired. Thats right fired go home now, do not ask why, you have no one to blame but yourself. unless of course you have a dog, then you can blame him, in fact you know what, kick him wig him, that is all.

    [laughs evilly]

    Mr. Tinkles: Cats rule! And now for the next phase of my plan.

  • Mr. Tinkles: Dark Cloud? Is that what I'm calling my plan?

  • Mr. Tinkles: Hello, my puny-minded, dog-faced opponents. I'm sure you're wondering to yourselves who it is that will defeat you. Who it is that possesses the intellect to win at this chess game of wits and might? It is I!

  • Mr. Tinkles: Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow. How many dogs does it take to over throw mankind? Just one stupid puppy.

    Lou: Where is my family?

    Mr. Tinkles: Oh they're alive, for now, but it won't matter, you see I've-

    [the limousine swerves all over the road Mr Tinkles hits the left side of the limousine]

    Mr. Tinkles: Oh my. This isn't NASCAR you idiot.

    [Clears throat]

    Mr. Tinkles: I have seized the formula, and in mere hours I will I'll reverse it, giving me the power to make all humans allergic to dogs.

    Butch: What?

    [the limousine swerves again]

    Mr. Tinkles: How am supposed to gloat gleefully when you're driving like a chimpanzee? I mean really?

    [Clears throat]

    Mr. Tinkles: Now I will make all of humanity violently allergic to your regit kind, and with you all hated and despised by those you protect, you will be cast out, leaving me to lead all of cat kind in the glorious revolution to conquer the world!

    [laughs evilly]

    Lou: What will we do?

    Butch: "We"? You just handed the world back to the cats and doomed the human race forever. There is nothing left to do.

    Ivy, the Female Alley Dog: You always give up to easy Butch.

    Butch: Is that what I think it is?

    Lou: What Butch?

    Ivy, the Female Alley Dog: Yep, it's the cat tracker 2000.

    Mr. Tinkles: [the Scene changes The limousine is driving back to the factory with the professor's Formula] Those fleabags must be running for the hills.


    Calico: Yeah I- yeah that's what I was thinking.

  • Sophie the Maid: [Sophie is washing Mr Tinkles. She finishes and puts him on the bath room flour, then leaves] I forgot your bow! You're pretty bow!

    Mr. Tinkles: [after she has closed the door] When I rule the earth. You will be the first, on my list.

    Calico: [Coming from behind the toilet] Hey, you should keep your hair like that. It's very slimming!

    Mr. Tinkles: There's plenty of room on that list for you.

    Calico: [coming out towards Mr Tinkles] No, I mean it.

    Mr. Tinkles: What? We only have a few days to succeed. And although playing pet for that sick old man upstairs is key to my ingenious scheme. I can not take this humiliation, any longer am I clear?

    Calico: Erm...

    Mr. Tinkles: Nevermind... The puppy won't survive the night. Send in the ninjas.

  • Calico: [the limousine is recklessly driving to the factory gate] Brakes! gas! Break!

    [the limousine stops at the gate]

    Cat: Are we going to get away with this?

    Mr. Tinkles: [speaking like Mr Mason] Watch me.

    [the passenger window where Mr Tinkles is rolls down. The guard stands back in shock seeing Mr mason is there]

    Guard at Factory Gate: Uhh, Mr Mason. What a surprise sir.

    Mr. Tinkles: [still talking like Mr Mason] Good morning, human guard. Let us in... that is all.

    [the windows closes]

    Guard at Factory Gate: Uhh uhh... of course sir.

    Calico: Gas it up down there and step on it. Get off the breaks people!

    [the limousine speeds into the factory grounds]

  • Mr. Tinkles: Greetings, my furry friends! It is I, Tinkles! Free! Scot-free! Meow, meow. Did you really think the Rock could hold me forever? I am definitely not an indoor cat!

    [steel drums are heard]

    Mr. Tinkles: HEY! Ringo! Enough with the steel drums here! I'm trying to talk, c'mon!

    Calico: Hey boss! I'm riffin'! Heh-heh-heh!

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