Mr. Tidey Quotes in Carry on Matron (1972)

Mr. Tidey: Well, what's happened?

Matron: I'm afraid it was another false alarm, Mr Tidey. You may as well go back to work.

Mr. Tidey: Go back to work? It was due three weeks ago.

Mr. Tidey: Well I'm sorry but babies tend to arrive when they feel like it. There's nothing we can do about it.

Mr. Tidey: That's a fine state of affairs, innit eh? We'd soon be in a right old mess if we ran the railways like that.

Matron: I was under the impression that you did.