Mr. Stainer Quotes in Dumb and Dumber To (2014)

Harry Dunne: Mr Stainer, Mrs Stainer so nice to see you.

Mr. Stainer: Harry, Lloyd. To what do we the owe the honour at this late hour gentlemen?

Lloyd Christmas: We were just wondering if Pee Stain wanted to come out for some suds snd maybe having his ass handed to him in a couple of games of Dig Dug.

Mr. Stainer: Lloyd. Peter is dead.

Lloyd Christmas: Yeah right. Since when?

Mr. Stainer: Since 1991. Remember?

Lloyd Christmas: The motorcycle accident? But I thought he pulled through. The obituary said he was survived by his parents.

Mr. Stainer: No he did mot pull through.

Lloyd Christmas: Are you sure?

Mr. Stainer: Yes.

[Shows the duo a poster of their late son]

Lloyd Christmas: You guys are right. Anyway sorry about that whole thing. Pee Stain and I were close friends.

Mr. Stainer: Yeah we know. You were the one who sold him the motorcycle.

Lloyd Christmas: And if I recall I made him a sweet deal. My bike for his helmet straight up. That thing was a rocket. A little squirrelly on the corners, and when you got on it straight away...

Mr. Stainer: Good night Lloyd. Good night Harry.