Mr. Spanish Ambassador Quotes in Madeline (1998)

Leopold the Tutor: I'm teaching him Latin, I'm teaching him biology, algebration, calculometry, physiconomy, and - astrology.

Mr. Spanish Ambassador: But he doesn't even know how to read!

Mr. Spanish Ambassador: Ladies, my I present the reason we have opened to your our home. Our birthday boy, Monsieur Jose Marco Filipo Juan Franloco Lopez de Vega Esteban Machado Jorge Santiago de la Rocha Gaspar Carlos de Fuentes Coruna Diego et Sevilla!

[pause]

Mr. Spanish Ambassador: Of course, his friends call him Pepito.

Mr. Spanish Ambassador: Why did this fou fellow say our Pepito is a menace?