Mr. Rumsfield Quotes in The 'Burbs (1989)

Vic, Garbageman #1: The question here is garbage. Who picks up this mess?

Mr. Rumsfield: Who picks up this mess? Well you're going to pick up the mess, because YOU are a garbage man.

Vic, Garbageman #1: I pick up garbage from cans, not from the street!

Mr. Rumsfield: Affirmative. That garbage is going nowhere. I say we wait till first light. Scope me.

Ray Peterson: It's Walter's Toupée.

Art Wiengartner: Oh jeez, beautiful place to keep a toupée, on the stove. I'm starving.

[walks off to the fridge]

Mr. Rumsfield: One thing about these old guys - they don't ever leave the house without their hair. No sir. Walter left this house in a big hurry.