Mr. Rugg Quotes in Casper (1995)

Mr. Rugg: [reading Mr Crittenden's will] To the Save the Dolphins Foundation, $11million. To the Save The Pumas Foundation, $1.2million. To the Padigonian Wasps Foundation, $1.4million. To The Dyslexic Dalmatians Foundation...

Carrigan Crittenden: The hell with the livestock. What did the old stiff leave me?

Dibs: [clears throat] I believe that what the bereaved is trying to express is that the sudden death of her only father has left a great gaping void in her bank, in her life, and, er, Carrigan wonders what he has left her to fill it up with.

Mr. Rugg: Let's see.

[reads]

Mr. Rugg: Bobcats, Owls, Snakes, Daughter; Carrigan, Whipstaff Manor in Main.

Carrigan Crittenden: And?

Mr. Rugg: And I'm late for lunch, so if you'll excuse me.

Carrigan Crittenden: Are you telling me that I spent the last two days holding his clammy hand waiting for him to take it or like it and return his one lousy piece of property?

Mr. Rugg: No it was lousy 50 years ago. Now it's condemned. Enjoy.

[gives the will to Carrigan]

Carrigan Crittenden: Wait a minute. This is not fair! I protest! I'm gonna drag you and every one of those damn dolphins to court!

Mr. Rugg: Knock yourself out.