Mr. Mooney Quotes in Cocktail (1988)

[Jordan has returned to her father's Park Avenue penthouse to find Brian arguing with him]

Brian: I think there's a chance for us.

Jordan: Brian, there is no "us." There's too many things about "us" that don't work.

Brian: What about the baby? A kid needs a father.

Jordan: Not one who's not going to be around in a year?

Mr. Mooney: Yeah, with your lifestyle, what kind of a father would you...

Jordan: Dad!

Jane: I was taking inventory in the back.

Mr. Mooney: Yeah, my Aunt Fanny!

Jane: Ew.