Mr. Mark Quotes in Ashby (2015)

Mr. Mark: Don't get hit too hard on that head of yours, your brain's showing occasional signs of thought.

Mr. Mark: [standing in front of the classroom, sipping a coffee mug filled with whiskey] Well, well, well seniors. Enjoy this time, people! You may all whine right now if you like but allow me to be the first one to tell you that sexually transmitted diseases, crack cocaine, automatic weapons, peer pressure, and getting into a decent college... are nothing compared to the virtual hell that is going to hit you when you step into the real world as full-grown adults. Anyway...

Mr. Mark: I understand we have someone new in our class this morning... so, so late in the semester? Huh, here we are. Very interesting. Please stand up and tell us your name.

Mandy Meyers: [stands up in front of the class] Uh, I'm Mandy Meyers.

Mr. Mark: [staring at Mandy's crotch area] Welcome to Los Angeles. I'm sure you'll prove to be a fine... fine asset to our classroom.

Mr. Mark: Will you just sit down, Ms. Jacobs... so we can get on with today's lesson!

Mr. Mark: As if I've got so many other things to do... Mr. Shit-For-Brains.