Mr. Marcus Quotes in Better Than Chocolate (1999)

Frances: Seriously, Mr. Marcus, the Supreme Court has declared that anal sex is to gay male sex what Mozart is to classical music.

Mr. Marcus: Miss Turner, we are not here to discuss classical music. I myself am a huge Mozart fan, but...

Frances: Look, the fucking Supreme Court has declared this natural. It is not obscene.

Mr. Marcus: In case you haven't noticed this is not the Supreme Court. We're here in Customs and I have a job to do.

Frances: We're just following orders, are we? Asshole.

Mr. Marcus: From your perspective, that must be a compliment of Mozartian proportions.

Mr. L.B. Marcus: The books have been classified as obscene and will not be allowed through the border. Now, if I can just get you to sign here.

Frances: Little Red Riding Hood is obscene?

Mr. Marcus: Well, we, we thought it was something else.