Mr. Mackey Quotes in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)

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Mr. Mackey Quotes:

  • Mr. Mackey: [singing] Step 4, don't say fuck anymore, 'cause fuck is the worst word that you can say.

    Children: Fuck is the worst word that you can say. We shouldn't say fuck, no we shouldn't say fuck, fuck no!

  • Mr. Mackey: I want to know where you heard all this horrific obscenities, m'kay?

    Kyle: Nowhere.

    Stan: We heard them from Mr. Garrison a few times before.

    Mr. Mackey: Boys, I seriously doubt that Mr Garrison ever said: "Eat penguin shit, you ass spelunker".

  • Mr. Mackey: I guess I'll have to send a warning letter out to parents before more children see Terrence & Phillip.

    Cartman: Everybody's fucking seen it.

    Mrs. Cartman: Eric!

    Cartman: I'm sorry I can't help myself. That movie has warped my fragile little mind.

  • Cartman: Mr. Mackey, can I ask a question?

    Mr. Mackey: What?

    Cartman: What's the big fucking deal, bitch?

    Stan: Yeah!

  • Mr. Mackey: [over loud speaker] Anyone wearing Terrance and Phillip shirts are to be sent home immediately!

    Children: [pause] Hurray!

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