Mr. Leonard Quotes in Foodfight! (2012)
Mr. Leonard Quotes:
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[Mr. Clipboard frantically walks in the supermarket]
Mr. Leonard: May I help you?
Mr. Clipboard: You must me Leonard, the manager. I'm your new Brand X representative.
Mr. Leonard: I wasn't expecting any new products.
Mr. Clipboard: A corporate picked your store to test the new Brand X detergent! With elixir...
Mr. Leonard: Brand X son? Never heard of it?
Mr. Clipboard: Give us one week! Your cu-cu-cu...
[Clipboard slaps himself with his clipboard]
Mr. Clipboard: -customers, won't know how they live without Brand X!
Mr. Leonard: E-ev-everything is so nice the way it is, and we don't have space.
Mr. Clipboard: Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, I'll make space.
Mr. Clipboard: [makes frantic noises]
Mr. Clipboard: Wait until you get a *whiff* of our Brand X elixir, it's practically addicting!
[throws a bag of chips, then stomps on it]
Mr. Leonard: That was a perfectly good bag of chips!
Mr. Clipboard: Survival of the fittest, Leonard!
[Leonard looks at bag of chips]
Mr. Leonard: Never opened, never enjoyed.
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Mr. Leonard: That was a perfectly good bag of chips!
Mr. Clipboard: Survival of the fittest, Leonard!
Mr. Leonard: Never opened. Never enjoyed.
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[first lines]
Sweet Older Lady: Good night, Mr. Leonard. Don't work too late, now.
Mr. Leonard: Just closing up. Nothing much happens around here after dark.
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Mr. Leonard: Good afternoon, Mr. Dulles.
Dave: Call me Jack.
Mr. Leonard: But is says here your first name is Ethan?
Dave: Nah, just call me Jack.
Mr. Leonard: All right, Jack. If you could describe yourself in one word, what would it be?
Dave: Hmmm, I'd have to say... slave to the freaky ass booty.
Mr. Leonard: That's more then one word.
-- Mr. Leonard
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