Mr. Leonard Quotes in Foodfight! (2012)

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Mr. Leonard Quotes:

  • [Mr. Clipboard frantically walks in the supermarket]

    Mr. Leonard: May I help you?

    Mr. Clipboard: You must me Leonard, the manager. I'm your new Brand X representative.

    Mr. Leonard: I wasn't expecting any new products.

    Mr. Clipboard: A corporate picked your store to test the new Brand X detergent! With elixir...

    Mr. Leonard: Brand X son? Never heard of it?

    Mr. Clipboard: Give us one week! Your cu-cu-cu...

    [Clipboard slaps himself with his clipboard]

    Mr. Clipboard: -customers, won't know how they live without Brand X!

    Mr. Leonard: E-ev-everything is so nice the way it is, and we don't have space.

    Mr. Clipboard: Oh-ho-ho-ho-ho-ho, I'll make space.

    Mr. Clipboard: [makes frantic noises]

    Mr. Clipboard: Wait until you get a *whiff* of our Brand X elixir, it's practically addicting!

    [throws a bag of chips, then stomps on it]

    Mr. Leonard: That was a perfectly good bag of chips!

    Mr. Clipboard: Survival of the fittest, Leonard!

    [Leonard looks at bag of chips]

    Mr. Leonard: Never opened, never enjoyed.

  • Mr. Leonard: That was a perfectly good bag of chips!

    Mr. Clipboard: Survival of the fittest, Leonard!

    Mr. Leonard: Never opened. Never enjoyed.

  • [first lines]

    Sweet Older Lady: Good night, Mr. Leonard. Don't work too late, now.

    Mr. Leonard: Just closing up. Nothing much happens around here after dark.

  • Mr. Leonard: Good afternoon, Mr. Dulles.

    Dave: Call me Jack.

    Mr. Leonard: But is says here your first name is Ethan?

    Dave: Nah, just call me Jack.

    Mr. Leonard: All right, Jack. If you could describe yourself in one word, what would it be?

    Dave: Hmmm, I'd have to say... slave to the freaky ass booty.

    Mr. Leonard: That's more then one word.

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