Mr. Larson Quotes in Happy Gilmore (1996)

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Mr. Larson Quotes:

  • Mr. Larson: Trying to reach the green from here, Shooter?

    Shooter McGavin: I'm afraid that's impossible, sir.

    Mr. Larson: I beg to differ. Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.

    Shooter McGavin: Well, moron...

    [turns to see Mr. Larson for the first time]

    Shooter McGavin: good for Happy Gilm-OH MY GOD!

  • [Shooter McGavin has just hit the ball on Mr. Larson's foot]

    Mr. Larson: That's two thus far, Shooter.

    Shooter McGavin: Oh, you can count. Good for you.

    Mr. Larson: [points at him] And *you* can count, on *me*, waiting for *you* in the parking lot.

  • [Shooter has just stolen the jacket]

    Mr. Larson: I believe that's Mr. Gilmore's.

  • Mr. Larson: [after bending Shooter's club and while he's quickly walking away] Hey Shooter, haven't you forgot your nine iron.

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