Mr. Larson Quotes in Happy Gilmore (1996)
Mr. Larson Quotes:
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Mr. Larson: Trying to reach the green from here, Shooter?
Shooter McGavin: I'm afraid that's impossible, sir.
Mr. Larson: I beg to differ. Happy Gilmore accomplished that feat no more than an hour ago.
Shooter McGavin: Well, moron...
[turns to see Mr. Larson for the first time]
Shooter McGavin: good for Happy Gilm-OH MY GOD!
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[Shooter McGavin has just hit the ball on Mr. Larson's foot]
Mr. Larson: That's two thus far, Shooter.
Shooter McGavin: Oh, you can count. Good for you.
Mr. Larson: [points at him] And *you* can count, on *me*, waiting for *you* in the parking lot.
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[Shooter has just stolen the jacket]
Mr. Larson: I believe that's Mr. Gilmore's.
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Mr. Larson: [after bending Shooter's club and while he's quickly walking away] Hey Shooter, haven't you forgot your nine iron.
-- Mr. Larson
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