Mr. Krabs Quotes in The SpongeBob Movie: Sponge Out of Water (2015)

Mr. Krabs: The Krabby Patty is what ties us all together! Without it, there will be a complete breakdown of social order! A war of all against all! Dark times are ahead! Dark times indeed!

Squidward Tentacles: Seriously? Aren't you overreacting a bit?

[Scene changes to Mr. Krabs, Squidward and the Bikini Bottom citizens wearing bad clothes and the citizens ran away, screaming in the ruins of Bikini Bottom]

Mr. Krabs: Welcome to the apocalypse, Mr. Squidward. I hope you like leather.

Squidward Tentacles: I prefer suede.

[in sneak peek]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Give me that!

Plankton: Come on, SpongeBob, join me and we'll be rich and powerful until I eventually betray you!

[They're struggling for the Secret Formula]

Plankton: Join me!

SpongeBob SquarePants: No! Never! I'm on Team Krabs for life!

Mr. Krabs: [He muster the metal shutters open to get in] PLANKTON!

[SpongeBob and Plankton continue to struggle for the Krabby Patty Secret Forumla until it magically disappeared]

SpongeBob SquarePants: What? Where'd it go?

Plankton: [in thoughts] Wait a minute, molecular deconstruction? I proved that to be a scientific impossibility seven times!

SpongeBob SquarePants: [in thoughts] Wait a minute, I think I forgot to empty Gary's litter box today.

[from trailer]

SpongeBob SquarePants: A giant hairy porpoise's beached!

Mr. Krabs: We need to get these guys back in the water.

[the gang tries to roll a human in the ocean, but it landed on them in the sand]

Squidward Tentacles: Ew, this place smells awful!

[from sneak peek]

Squidward Tentacles: Mr. Krabs, the customers are getting restless.

[the customers are yelling "refunds!"]

Mr. Krabs: Listen up, boy get in there and make me customers some krabby patties.

[SpongeBob screams like a girl when he finds out there are no krabby patties there]

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! What's wrong, boy?

[He opens the freezer door a little, and he screamed like a girl as well]

Mr. Krabs: We're out of krabby patties?

SpongeBob SquarePants: How can we make more krabby patties without the secret formula?

Mr. Krabs: You've got to have that formuler memorized by now.

SpongeBob SquarePants: But as you are aware, sir, the Employee Handbook clearly states, and I quote, "No employee may in part, or in whole, commit the Krabby Patty secret formula to any recorded, written, or visual form, including memories, dreams, and/or needlepoint".

Mr. Krabs: [He sobbed] Oh, curse you, fine print!

[from sneak peek]

SpongeBob SquarePants: [They arrived in the human world] Woah! What is this place?

Mr. Krabs: I have a bad feeling about this.

Patrick Star: [they see a foot] Maybe, this guys knows where we are. He looks smart. He's got five heads.

SpongeBob SquarePants: [to the foot] Um, sir, can you tell us where to find the krabby patty?

Patrick Star: Hey! My friend is talking to you.

[He taps the foot several times]

[from sneak peek]

Mr. Krabs: Where's me formula, Plankton?

Plankton: I... I don't know. It just disappeared

Mr. Krabs: Why should I believe you, you lying liar?

SpongeBob SquarePants: Normally, I'd agree with you, Mr. Krabs, but this time, he's telling the truth! It just vanished!

Plankton: It's true!

[from trailer]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Krabby Patties!

Mr. Krabs: What are you doing with me formula?

Burger-Beard: You mean...

[he sets up his restaurant]

Burger-Beard: *me* formula!

[from trailer]

Mr. Krabs: Without it, there will be a complete breakdown of social order!

[from trailer]

Burger-Beard: Attack!

[a Plankton helicopter appeared to attack the Krusty Krab, and SpongeBob is ready to aim at it]

Patrick Star: I think we have a few minutes before he gets here.

[SpongeBob flips the binoculars over]

Patrick Star: Aaahhh! He's right on top of us!

[the Plankton helicopter drops a jar of mayonnaise]

Mr. Krabs: Bar the door!

SpongeBob SquarePants: [He puts a chair under the doorknob] Got it!

[the door blows up as the Bikini Bottom citizens gasp, and the Secret Formula has been stolen by Burger-Beard]

Burger-Beard: Bullseye!

Plankton: [nervous]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Mr. Krabs, I'm telling you, he's innocent.

Plankton: What are you going to do Krabs? Pour hot oil on me, or put bamboo shoots under my nails?

Mr. Krabs: No, knock knock.

Plankton: Knock knock jokes? I could do this all day Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: Knock knock.

Plankton: Oh boy, who's there?

Mr. Krabs: Jimmy.

Plankton: Jimmy who?

Mr. Krabs: Jimmy BACK MY FORMULER, PLANKTON!

Plankton: Well, that's stupid but how is that torture?

Mr. Krabs: Hee hee hee. You'll see.

[Mr. Krabs puts on headphones]

SpongeBob SquarePants: Jimmy, back my formula, hmm. Ooooooooh, I get it!

[SpongeBob starts laughing]

Plankton: [while he hears SpongeBob laughing, he screams]

Mr. Krabs: [still has headphones on and ignores everything]

Plankton: [SpongeBob continues to laugh and Plankton is screaming] Oh make it stop Krabs, make it stop!

Mr. Krabs: Release the condiments!

SpongeBob SquarePants: With relish!

Sandy Cheeks: Hello? Hello? Guess yal don't want my money.

Mr. Krabs: Money? Thank you come again.