Mr. Jenkins Quotes in The Witches (1990)

Mr. Jenkins: Thought I'd like to say hello to a fellow philanthropist.

Miss Eva Ernst: You collect stamps?

Mr. Jenkins: Charitees. This RSPCC.

Miss Eva Ernst: What is this RSP...?

Miss Irvine: [whispers] Cruelty to Children!

Miss Eva Ernst: Oh, of course, you give money for the little...

[gags]

Miss Eva Ernst: children. And... we of course... we also give money for the little...

[Irvine holds out a basin for he. Jenkins throws some change into it]

Miss Eva Ernst: What are you doing here?

Miss Irvine: The banquet, Miss Ernst.

Miss Eva Ernst: No, no, no, no! You must go to your room and prepare for...

Mr. Jenkins: Hello!

Miss Eva Ernst: ...tomorrow's flight. Yes.

[Waves to Mr. Jenkins]

Miss Eva Ernst: Have a good flight.

Miss Irvine: But, it's our banquet!

Miss Eva Ernst: You are not here to enjoy yourself, you are here as my staff! Go to your room, NOW.

[to the Witches at the table]

Miss Eva Ernst: Ladies...

Miss Irvine: [long pause after Eva Ernst walks off] I quit.

[Helga stops Mr. Jenkins for eating the soup]

Helga: Don't touch it!

Mr. Jenkins: I told you she was a loony. She's an absolute nutter!

[She tooks the plate the spills the soup]

Mr. Jenkins: Look at my bloody soup! All that stuff about Bruno!

Helga: Bruno has been turned into...

Mr. Jenkins: He has NOT been turned into a...

[notices that Bruno is a mouse]

Bruno Jenkins: Yes, I have! Hello, dad!

[Mrs. Jenkins notices that her son is a mouse, screaming and faints]

Hannah Morgan: I'm so sorry to have kept you waiting. So Mr. Jenkins, which one do you like best?

[as he looks through her photo album]

Mr. Jenkins: To be perfectly honest, I think you're more beautiful now.

Hannah Morgan: Good answer.

Mr. Jenkins: Please don't make the mistake your predecessor did of calling any one of the pupils a bastard.You see Mister.Saunders some off them are

Arthur Gregory: Its the end of term and almost Christmas,Mister.Gregory grabs hold of a small boy who is running in school this occurs just as the home-time bell is ringing.Gregory is about to give him a good hiding but he relents and lets the boy loose."All right I'll let you off this time as its Christmas"

Mr. Jenkins: Never to late to learn isn't that your motto Arthur ?

Mr. Jenkins: Entering Jenkins class and angry at the pupils behaviour"Be quiet!somebody gives you something interesting to do for once and you all behave like a pack of lunatics !