Mr. James Quotes in Maybe Baby (2000)

Mr. James: Mr. Puter here is a medical student. You don't mind if he observes, do you?

Lucy Bell: [voice-over] Oh, no there's nothing I like more than a gormless, adolescent youth peering into my splayed vagina!

[out loud]

Lucy Bell: No, not at all.

Mr. James: [completing a gynecological exam] Try to relax if you can, Lucy.

Lucy Bell: [voice-over] Stick a traffic cone up your arse mate and see if you can relax.

[out loud]

Lucy Bell: I will try.

Mr. James: You are what is medically known as non-specifically infertile. Or to give it its full scientific description, we do not have a bloody clue.