Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge Quotes in Home Alone 2: Lost in New York (1992)

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Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge Quotes:

  • Gangster Johnny on TV: You was here, last night too, wasn't ya?

    Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: Yes... sir, I was.

    Gangster Johnny on TV: You was here, and you was smoochin' with my brother!

    Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: [after a pause] I'm terribly sorry, sir, I'm afraid you're mistaken.

    Gangster Johnny on TV: Don't gimme that! You've been smoochin' wit everybody! Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff.

    Officer Cliff: [gasps] No!

    [others stare at him in disgust]

    Officer Cliff: It's a lie!

    Gangster Johnny on TV: I could go on forever, baby!

  • Gangster Johnny on TV: Get down on your knees and tell me you love me!

    Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: Um, everybody... on your knees...

    [after a long pause]

    Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: I love you.

    Gangster Johnny on TV: You gotta do better than that!

    Mr. Hector, Hotel ConciergeMrs. Stone, Desk ClerkCedrick the BellmanOfficer CliffSecurity Guard: [all chorusing] I love you!

  • Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: I do hope your father understands that last night I was simply checking the room to make sure everything was in order.

    Kevin McCallister: Well he was pretty mad.

    Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: He was?

    Kevin McCallister: He said he didn't come all the way to New York to get his naked rear end spied on.

  • Kevin McCallister: You've gotta help me. There's two guys after me.

    Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: What's the matter? Store wouldn't take your...

    [snatches the credit card from Kevin]

    Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: stolen credit card? Let's see what the police have to say about this.

  • Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: Cedrick.

    Cedrick the Bellman: Yes?

    Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: Don't count your tips in public.

  • Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: And how are we this morning?

    Kevin McCallister: Fine. Is my transportation here?

    Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: Out in front, sir. A limosuine and a p - piz-za! Compliments of the Plaza Hotel.

  • [hotel staff members and security crawl away from Kevin's room like seals very fast]

    Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: Stay in your rooms! This is an emergency! There's an insane guest with a gun!

  • Peter McCallister: I don't think that it's a good idea for you to be running all over New York all by yourself.

    Kate McCallister: I think that if our son can do it, I can do it.

    Peter McCallister: Kate, it...

    Kate McCallister: Peter, I'll be fine. The way I'm feeling right now, no mugger or murderer would dare mess with me.

    Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: Madam, there are hundreds of parasites out there, armed to the teeth...

    [Kate slaps him]

    Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: Do bundle up, it's awfully cold outside.

    [starts to cry]

  • Mr. Hector, Hotel Concierge: [chasing after Kevin in the Plaza Hotel] Get back here, you little thief!

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