Mr. Dumpkin Quotes in Student Bodies (1981)

Mr. Dumpkin: You don't need your family. You don't need your friends. As long as you have, a horsehead bookend.

[overhears Toby talking]

Mr. Dumpkin: Talking? During horsehead bookends? Who was that? Sure, the girl. What have we here, Miss Shouldn't-be-in-the-class-anyway?

Toby: Well, it's a horsehead bookend, Mr. Dumpkin.

Mr. Dumpkin: You stained it and everything. I couldn't have done a better job myself.

Toby: That's what I was thinking.

[the word SUSPECT flashes in front of Mr. Dumpkin]