Mr. Drysdale Quotes in The Beverly Hillbillies (1993)

Jane Hathaway: I must say it's inspirational how you found a place for the Clampetts right nextdoor to your own.

Mr. Drysdale: The people who lived there were my best friends and neighbors for over 20 years. I'm really going to miss them.

Jane Hathaway: It's a shame they had to file for bankruptcy and had to sell the place.

Mr. Drysdale: I know. I'd hate to think that my phone call to the IRS had anything to do with it.

[Talking about Laura "getting married" to Jed Clampett]

Woodrow Tyler: You're not going to sleep with him, are you?

Laura Jackson: That's not your problem.

Woodrow Tyler: Good! Laura, I've got my hand on your butt. (Laura disconnects the line) Hold on! I've got someone on call waiting. (disconnects the line) Hello! Hello! (gets back on previous line) It was nobody! Anyways, I've got my hand on your butt and I'm squeezing.

Mr. Drysdale: Tyler, get your hand off my butt.